BAKA Bakuretsu!!!! :: Oh Damn, Part 1 (Chapter Two)

Bye: Sadie-Chan

Original creators own all characters. Not me.

This is a mix of a few different animes,

Bakuretsu Hunters, Inu-Yasha, Ranma 1/2, & Fushigi Yugi. There are also some made ups in there made by me (Sadie & Miaka are the names of the characters I made).

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(Sadie, Carrot, & Tasuki are just sitting around doing absolutely nothing, while the rest are out)

Sadie: Hey Tasuki?

Tasuki: Wha'dya wont?

Sadie: What are you doing?

Tasuki: Thinking about how I am going to burn Tamahome next time I see 'im! (Evil laughter)

Carrot: I am so bored. there are no girls to chase.

Tasuki: Whad'ya wont with woman? They are annoying beyond belief! Always wonting to be saved 'n all!

Sadie: (cough cough) I'm still here!!!!

Tasuki: O ya. you're one of 'um.

Sadie: I know you had some annoying older sisters but it's in the past! Get over it already!

Tasuki: Easy for you ta say.

(all of the sudden their client shows up in front of them with a job)

Client: So how have you all been?

Sadie: (blinks) O ya! I forgot who you where! (hehe)

Tasuki: (falls down)

Carrot: O. what is it now (stomach makes a noise) Oops.

Sadie: (water drop behind head)

Tasuki: Wha'da we gotta do? I don't wanna wait all day Old man!

Client: You have not changed one bit since last time I hired you!

Tasuki: Ya. ya. now that where done with the touchy stuff wha'da we gotta do?

Sadie: (nods)

Carrot: (Has fallen asleep)

Sadie: (Notices Carrot) Carrot? Carrot.? CARROT!!!!

Carrot: Huh? I'll let you two handle it this time! (Falls asleep again)

Tasuki: (gets right beside his head) GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP!!!!

Client: (blinks) (mumbles) Violence.

Sadie: (looks toward the boss & smiles) now what was it we have to do? O yes! How much will we be getting paid!

Carrot: (flings up) Ya! How much! (Glimmer in eyes) Will there be any girls?

Client: (water drop)

Tasuki: Any sake involved? (Greedy look in eyes)

All 3: Well????.

Client: (mumbles to self) I can't believe this.

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Yo! This time its me Tasuki explain'n some stuff too you.

Our "Client" (someone who hires us to do a job, ect.) this time is an old man probably about 40 some years old! He hired us once before for a job a while ago (2 months ago).

Most important last time he supplied us with some sake & a lot of money so we are hopping he'll do just a good a job this time with the pay! (hehe) (Greedy look).

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Client: Well. Um.

Sadie: I don't like the hesitation in your voice.

Carrot: Are there any girls or what? (Leaning in the Clients face)

Tasuki: Any sake 'r what?

Client: Well. I will pay you nicely if that's what you wont.

All 3: Yay!!!! (All start naming the stuff they wont)

Client: STOP!!!!

All 3: (Look at him in confusion)

Client: Wouldn't you like to know the mission before I assign you?

Sadie: If the pay is good I'm sure we'll do it!

Carrot & Tasuki: (nod)

Client: Ok.

All 3: So?

Client: There is a man in this town that is throwing a party at his estate. I need all 3 of you, & if the rest get back on time them, to go. If you agree to this I will pay for everything else.

Tasuki: Wha'da we gotta do to this guy?

Client: You need to assinate him.

All 3: That's it! All right!

Client: So you agree? It isn't going to be that easy.

All 3: Sure its not.

Client: Ok. I'll be going.

All 3:Mhm

Client: Bye! & I'll talk to you about your pay after it.

All 3: Yes.

(The Client leaves)

Carrot: I know what I wont! (Perverted grin on face) Woman! (Laughter)

Sadie & Tasuki: (water drop)

Sadie: I wont gold!!!!

Tasuki: Sake all the way!

(The night of the Party)

Sadie: No I refuse!

Tasuki: We need to (even against our own will) wear these clothes

Carrot: (nods) They are annoying but we'll get paid remember!

Sadie: Ya. But.

Carrot: (really close to Sadie) can you imagine a lot of gold just for you?

Sadie: (drooling) Ya.

Tasuki: (thinking) they both have a one track mind.

(Miaka walks in)

Miaka: Sorry I was gone so long everyone.

All 3: (Look at Miaka then turn away & ignore her again)

Sadie: I ain't wearing it!

Tasuki: This is why I don't get involved with girls! They are so annoying & over bearing!

Sadie: (cold glare) (throws a knife at him) Shut up! You wine so much Tasuki! Shut the Hell up!

Miaka: (confused)

Carrot: She doesn't have to if she doesn't wont too. even though it would get us in easier.

Sadie: Shut up!

(All 3 start to bicker)

Miaka: SHUT UP!!!!

(All 3 are quite)

Miaka: Now what is it Sadie has to wear?

Carrot & Tasuki: a Damn dress!!!!

Sadie: I ain't wearing one!

Miaka: (thinks to self) Now I can finally get revenge on Sadie!

Tasuki: I don't care!

Carrot: Neither do I that much.

Miaka: Oh! But she has too!

Sadie: What?!

Miaka: (evil smile) Of course.

Sadie: NO!

Miaka: (pushes Sadie into another room) You guys go ahead of us & we'll be there soon after!

(You here sounds of Miaka & Sadie fighting)

Tasuki: Girls 're scary.

Carrot: Lets go then. (thinking, I wonder what she'd look like in a dress anyway.)

(To Be Continued in Chapter Three)