Super Berry Burst Lipgloss!

by Nina Negative

I did this when I was half drunk. But, I hope you like it anyway, it has Sirius eating too much chilli, Snape losing his Super Berry Burst Lip-Gloss, Spiderman accidently jumps into teh batcave, and Dumbledore and Sprout are in a relationship.

I don't own HP, 'nuff said.

"Arghh!" Sirius groaned, sitting on the toilet.

"Damn that chilli!" He said, walking away from the toilets for the 5th time.

"There a problem, Black?" Spiderman asked in silky tones, emerging from the shadows.

"Shutup"

"As you wish"

And Spiderman jumped back into the Bat-cave.

"What the Robin-Hood are you doing in here!?" Batman bellowed, emerging from the cave, looking furious.

"Whoops" Spiderman said, leaping back out of the Bat-cave, and accidently landing on Sirius, getting his bowels moving again

"GAAH!" Sirius shouted, rushing for the toilets.

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Harry rushed out of the Herbology greenhouses, Professor Sprout and Professor Dumbledore were in a relationship and it could get rather..

"Potter!"

Harry shuddered just thinking of his 2 professors.

"Yes, sir?"

"I know you have been stealing my things, Potter."

"Excuse me? What things?"

"Where have you put my Super Berry Burst Lip Gloss?!"

Professor Snape asked in an angry voice.

"I haven't touched your lip glo-"

Harry was cut off as Professor Snape shouted

"Draco Malfoy!"

and charged past harry.

"Draco Malfoy, I know you've stolen my Super Berry Burst Lip Gloss, your lips are shimmery!"

"Lip glo-?"

Harry sighed and trudged back up to the castle of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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K, so there will be more chapters put up.