To: Sammi (TheSharrington )
From: dharrington
Subject: you never reply you know that?
Sammi, I was sitting her thinking about the fact that I have sent a million emails to you this summer asking for advice about stuff that only matters to girls, that only you could help me with and still I got no reply.
Oh great, because you didn't reply to me and I had to mention the above sentence Josh is now on the floor laughing hysterically about my girl problems, and wait, yup, he just started crying.
So anyway, what I was e-mailing about is, do you think I'm more of a I always want what I can't have kind of guy? Or am I a you don't know what you've got until it's gone kind of guy, because I just started liking someone and either of those things could apply. Here, I will explain further. You know Claire my best friend? Okay now Josh is laughing again about how I've started falling for my best friend and how Cam is going to kill me and he's still laughing, why am I telling you what Josh is doing? It gives me the opportunity to tell you that, no I haven't started falling for my best friend. See what I was going to say is whenever I hang out with Claire she's brings this girl, Milly or Maddison or Michelle or something with an M, I guess I've met her but I just call her M, because I can't remember her name. And, now Josh is laughing harder about how I can't remember Massie's name. So what I can't remember her name it's probably Marley or something.
Anyway, Mickey just got a boyfriend and every time I see them together I want to scream. I guess it might be because even though Claire is the one I always talk to Missy is always there and now since she has a boyfriend she doesn't come over here anymore or to Claire's house so I never see her. I guess I just kind of liked having Magdeline around even though I don't know her and now that she's with this one loser in my class named Kemp Something or other I'm just sad. I mean now every time I look at Mary my center organ thingamajig does that one thing what's it called flapping? Yeah, that's it, my um whatever it's called flaps when I see her. So advice please. Thanks Sammi.
Your Favorite Brother (because really who like's Patrick?),
Derrick
Josh was just staring at his friend dumbfounded, "Derrick, I just told you her name, then you typed that I told you and what I told and then you said you didn't remember, and I believe the e-mail finished with, Mary makes my center organ thingamajig flap, but Derrick it's Massie makes my heart flutter." Then staring at Derricks still confused expression he slapped his hand to his forehead.
"Who's Massie?" Derrick asked confused.
Josh broke into laughter again and soon was on the floor clutching his stomach. Just then Cam came in clearly confused staring at Josh, "What's up with him?" Cam asked.
"Read the e-mail," Josh barely choked out.
Cam hopped into the spinning computer chair and looked at the screen. He got to the part where it sounded like Derrick liked Claire and clenched his fists and then got to the part
about Derrick liking a girl when he couldn't remember her name. Laughed harder when he typed her name and still didn't remember it, and by the time Derrick had mentioned Mary making his center thingamajig flap Cam was on the floor clutching his stomach with Josh and by the time he finally contained his laughter he sent the e-mail to Sammi and then forwarded it to
Claire who immediately e-mailed back saying how much she laughed when she read that.
Derrick had finally said, that he wasn't as dumb as he sounded and they had started laughing even harder. After they were done making fun of him and laughing at him they played
video games for a couple of hours until about midnight and then they stood around Derrick as he checked his e-mail. And there it was, the only thing Sammi had sent to him all summer. He clicked to open it and here was what it said.
To: Derrick (dharrington )
From: TheSharrington
Subject: Re: you never reply you know that?
You. Are. An. Idiot.
And then after Josh and Cam read that and started laughing again because the only thing that had caused Sammi to send Derrick an e-mail after not talking to him for months was to tell him how stupid he was, because it was that bad.