Dank Wars The Derp Saga: Le Second Story / Derp Guy In Quantum Trouble
iz nauw piokeyumang gaime protagoinstnizt cant remuember is now oiak but und den suddantlet gaury woualk on oak saay uh ah sorry cantnot remmembeerer youa naimea who is tzis gary sauid is oak oak saiz izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz what is not is nut remembere gary says iamnotoak oak says...i knoauw but i caz naut remembererererererer itz gary said me naueithaure but zhen he does oak ist really derp guy und he naus garry ist P.I.Z.Z:A D:e:l.e.v?e)r%y/g#u!y! hay makeded simualatuaion ist nut reaullary pokaymoang gayme izt they simalution hi zen pucnseys PIZZAGUY in they feaces und taikas telleiphonaport phfrom haim und and ist telayported awuy arriuizes int le lennay face ship und meates somebaudy he didnot epxpect.
whaizts izt yuaow duiaong herre hi says dumbayldurre expluains i am epic derp tu me hialp yuuuuuuu hiay thin takis un son glasses i have them SWAG he sais you ded nauw sais derp guy und he starres hium to deuth dumblaledore thin faulls of faceship u nd saissay i wull retaurn to fill youaw derp monster (with he well herfore beknown as frouam dumbayldura) exiept he dead or so thaught derp guy die to taymes he said und and thein flyed awuy ind arrivues tu crash into treeay undand het head hu nouaw dremseseses und dream that le lenny face unce aguin holds a speaks "i will kill you derp guy he says" hi thean waikes up wauwwwwwwwwwwww whaut a touching sppeaks he saidwauw wait nout he kall mey heu then deciutes to flying to face.
arruives looks fur le lenny face finds hiam staps hiam mulltipple tiames eith death derp you wall neiver saurviwe le lanny feace iu haves dem damn memes le lenny face den said "izt not yauw i would kiull but izt you" izwathch derp gau said le lenny faica expauned "i hauw true to tale youaw P.I.Z.Z.A. luader izt you" whaaaaaaaaaaatzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?"? "izt yuo fram the paust" lenny faice said derp guy naouw despirate paunches le lannu face to git zem answars but sees he naw ded!he nauw boreds shup aguain und and und ind and but zhen funds anouther pursaun abored iz jur jur banks (cool cariktar) he puts oun songlassies und sais mesa heilp youw iouf you likea itr ort nuat derp guy sais cool lits find me.
faike end izt really tu bea concluadet!