I'm doing a series of oneshots taking place around the Turtles' movie nights. They will be done from different characters' points of view - I hope I can make it obvious who's who without mentioning who's narrating.

The inspiration first hit me when I was watching Wall-E...


So we're watchin' some stupid movie that Mikey dragged up outta somewhere. Cartoon-

"Animation!"

-animation, whatever. About a robot who's tryin' to clean up the planet. I have no clue why he wanted to watch this until the robot's little BUDDY pops up.

It's a roach-

"COCKROACH!"

-WHO CARES, it's a BUG, which probably means this whole thing is aimed at me because my idiot little brother sucks.

Just once, I give Mike the benefit of the doubt. Why do I let this happen? None of this woulda happened if I'd stopped it while I had the chance.

Stupid little bug isn't too bad until it crawls inside the robot. And then it... squishes through his... neck...

I get back a minute later (from NOT sittin' in my room, hangin' on to my knees and tryin' to remember how to breathe normally) and the thing is sleepin' in a Twinkie.

One minute after that, there's really no point watchin' this movie because Mikey is busy tryin' to get his arm back in its socket where it belongs.


Do you like it? Do you hate it? Tell me why! I'm continuing whether you review or not, but comments sure are appreciated.

Also. That thing with the Twinkie? GAH. GAAAAAH. I am never eating Twinkies AGAIN.