For the fans
(c) 2001 Aeris
This is a shot at humor here. I read this after I posted it,
and It was kind of messed up. I hope you ca understand it better now. =)
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The streets of Nermia filled with rather valiant
Martial Artists. You can hear shouts of "DIE RANMA" or "FREE
AKANE TENDO AND THE PIG-TALLED GILR YOU SCORCER!" or "SHAMPOO KILL
VOILANT GIRL!" and so much more. The
good people of Nermia have about all they could stomach of fighting for the
day.
"Look! What is that?!" Ranma cried as a person-flying overhead came
down. "Who are you? With it's (your name here)!"
"You are right!" Called back (your name
here). "I'm here to set things straight! You people are driving me
mad!" Pulls out bucket of both cold and warm water. Splashes both Ranma
and Royga. "You see, I killed two birds with one stone!"
"Ranma you're the pig tallied hussy?" Koudatchi
asked.
"Can't you see? He's fooling us!" Kuno
pointed out.
"`Fraid not Kuno-Baby." Nabiki chimed in.
"P-Chan? Oh no your ROYGA!" *SQUEE* Akane
called smashing her pet pig into the ground. (Your name here) takes out a
bucket of hot water and reverses the changes.
"Now on with business. Kuno, Koudatchi, I
recommend you both getting on with your lives."
"But Ranma-Samma-" Koudatchi began to be cut
off be (your name here).
"He loves Akane. So you go away!" (Your name
here) yelled as The Kuno's go flying into tomorrow.
"You do Ranma?" Akane said shocked. Ranma
just nodded not trusting his mouth. "Oh! I'm so happy!" Ranma and
Akane start to hug.
"Okay, now to Ukyo. Here's a knife. You have no
point in life." (Okay here's the fun part, if you are a girl keep reading
the way it is. If you are a guy, change Ukyo to Ryoga and Ryoga to Ukyo.)
"Your right!" Ukyo said as she killed herself.
"You know you are kinda cute." Ryoga said to
(your name here) "You wanna go to a movie?"
"Sure! Bye, have nice lives everyone! Oh and
Shampoo your now engaged to Mousse!" (Your name here) called (your name
here) and Ryoga went off into the sunset.
"Oh Mousse! Shampoo so happy now! Woo ai
ne!" Shampoo said as she hugged
Mousse.
"I love you Shampoo!" Mousse said.
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