Naruto's Evil Twin II: The Revenge
It looks like Naruto hasn't seen the last of his evil twin brother...he's escaped from prison and now he wants to get even with him and Hinata...
Anyways, this is going to be darker and edgier than the previous two fics I made since two of the characters in the story are actually going to be in danger this time...but I assure you that it's still going to be comedic like always, so I hope you won't mind.
And yes, once again, Oturan is going to get his...serves him right for not being a good brother to Naruto...but for now let's see what evil scheme he is going to cook up.
Chapter 1: Prison Break
It had been about three weeks since Naruto's evil twin brother was sent to prison. Since then, life had been rather good for Naruto. He had completed several different missions and wondered if he should become a chunin.
In fact, his friends were also getting ready to retake their Chunin Exams, since the last time they had tried them, it ended up being interrupted by the ninja-that-must-never-be-named.
"Curse you, Orochimaru!" bellowed Naruto.
"Don't say his name!" screamed one of his neighbors.
"But being afraid to say someone's name just makes you more afraid of them!" screamed the genin.
"We should all be afraid of you-know-which-ninja! Back off!" demanded his neighbor.
"Fine...but I'm still going to say his name later!" answered the genin.
"Aww!" complained the neighbor.
Personally, he wondered if he should start training with his master Jiraiya again...he said that he could make him one of the best ninja in the history of ever if he tutored him for a couple of years or so. But he was already growing stronger by the day, just like his friends were. Did he really need to train with Jiraiya for so long?
Suddenly, he heard knocking on his door, and wondered if it was one of his friends.
Sure enough, it was...in this case it was Hinata.
"Hey there Naruto! Guess what! I passed my Chunin exams!" squealed the kunoichi.
"You did? I thought those only occurred every six months..." said the genin.
"We had them early since they were interrupted by Orochimaru." explained Hinata.
"You're not afraid to say his name? Because nowadays people always seem to refer to him as the ninja-who-must-never-be-named or you-know-which-ninja...I can't even get my friends to say his name..." said Naruto.
"Well, you encouraged me to do it...and well, saying his name made me feel more confident. Oddly enough I can't even get Neji to say his name..." answered the Hyuga clan member.
"That's unfortunate. At least Tsunade and Jiraiya are willing to say his name...then again they were his former friends." said the genin.
"True..." nodded Hinata.
"How'd you pass your Chunin exams anyway? Just curious..." said the genin.
"Well, I got really lucky this time." answered the kunoichi.
Hinata, Shino, and Kiba were once again in the Forest of Death...ready to once again obtain a scroll to pass the Chunin Exams with.
"It's a shame that everyone in Konoha has to start these exams all over again...why did you-know-which-ninja have to ruin it for everyone?" inquired Kiba.
Hinata sighed. She simply could not see why Kiba and Shino wouldn't say Orochimaru's name. It's not like saying it hurt anybody.
"Hey everyone...I found something." explained Shino.
"What is it?" inquired Hinata.
Sure enough, there were three ninja sleeping on the forest floor...and as it turned out, they had the scroll they needed.
"I can't believe it...they actually left their scroll unguarded..." noted Kiba.
"I guess they weren't cut out for the exam then..." agreed Shino.
Hinata shrugged as they reached forward to take the scroll, careful not to wake up the sleepyheads.
"They actually didn't keep an eye on their scroll?" inquired Naruto.
"Nope, they did not." answered the kunoichi.
"Wow, you really got lucky." said the genin.
"And my luck didn't end there either...it must have been my birthday or something..." said Hinata.
Hinata was getting ready to fight her opponent in the Chunin Exam preliminaries...but as it turned out, he didn't want to battle her.
"Wait a minute! I can't hit a girl! I withdraw!" exclaimed her opponent as he left the arena.
"I guess you win by default." explained Kurenai.
"I do?" inquired Hinata.
"That's how it works in these exams." answered Asuma.
"Oh...well I guess I dodged a kunai then." noted the kunoichi.
"Mm-hmm." answered her jonin teacher.
"So, your opponent during the preliminaries didn't want to fight you?" inquired Naruto.
"Yeah...he didn't." agreed the kunoichi.
"So, who was your opponent in the finals?" questioned the genin.
"It was Choji." answered Hinata.
"Did you win the duel?" inquired Naruto.
"Yes...though I'm not really proud of how I won..." answered the kunoichi.
"How'd you win?" inquired the genin.
"It was an accident." answered Hinata.
Hinata was standing in the arena along with Choji. He had eaten his lunch recently and he was ready to battle.
"1...2...3...fight!" exclaimed the referee.
Choji immediately used his human bullet tank technique.
"How am I supposed to stop this thing?" wondered the kunoichi.
Getting rather desperate, Hinata decided to do the thing she knew how to do best to counteract the ball...use the Gentle Fist technique.
But when she did so, something went a bit wrong...she ended up hitting Choji's stomach.
"Ow ow ow!" exclaimed Choji as he suddenly deflated.
"Are you OK, Choji?" inquired Hinata.
"You hit me in the gut! You're lucky I didn't vomit up my lunch!" exclaimed the chunin-in-the-making.
"Please forgive me, Choji! I didn't mean to do this! I swear!" apologized Hinata.
"Well to be honest...I'm actually impressed that you found my weak point, actually." said the injured ninja.
The kunoichi promptly sighed in relief.
"Did you end up being disqualified?" inquired Naruto.
"No I wasn't, fortunately...the judges were in fact impressed I found Choji's weakness...and guess what? They decided to make me a chunin!" exclaimed Hinata.
"Did they make Choji a chunin too?" questioned Naruto.
"He accepted his defeat at the hands of a kunoichi pretty well, so yes. Ino was pretty happy that Choji passed...in fact, she gave him a kiss on the lips...oddly enough, she passed the Chunin Exams too." explained the kunoichi.
"Did Sakura participate?" inquired the genin-for-all-eternity.
"Er no, she's still training with Tsunade...so she was too busy. Sorry if you were expecting her to become a chunin too, Naruto." said Hinata.
"I'm still considering training with Jiraiya actually...I don't really appreciate the thought of leaving Konoha though." answered the genin.
"Maybe you could try compromising with him?" inquired the kunoichi.
"Maybe..." nodded Naruto.
"By the way, do you get the strange feeling we're in some sort of alternate universe? That we're in not part of an anime anymore? And part of a strange fan story?" inquired Hinata.
Curious, Naruto decided to pull out a piece of paper explaining the story of Naruto and some reading glasses.
"Well, we do seem to be encountering a few breaks from canon...so maybe we are in a fanfic...weird." said the genin.
"Maybe we should ask the author to do us a few favors then?" inquired Hinata.
"Like...what?" inquired Naruto.
"Well, there was something I had in mind...heh heh heh." noted the kunoichi as her cheeks turned red.
"Are you keeping that a secret?" questioned the genin.
"Yes, I am. See you later Naruto!" exclaimed the kunoichi as she left his room.
Curious, Naruto decided to read the paper explaining the canonical story of his show.
"That's weird...it says here that I'm supposed to be an only child and that my evil twin brother isn't even supposed to exist...and oddly enough, neither was Sakura's evil twin sister that tried to rob that bank...weird." said the genin.
"Speaking of which, I wonder what he's up to now. Last time I heard of him he had been locked away at the Konoha Strict Correctional Facility. I wonder what he's doing now." thought Naruto.
Meanwhile at the Konoha Strict Correctional Facility...
Things were going well at the Konoha Strict Correctional Facility today. The prisoners were on their best behavior and were not starting a riot for a change. Apparently the prison warden was doing his job pretty well.
Suffice to say, this made things a lot easier for the many guards stationed in the prison, who wondered if they even had to keep an eye on their prisoners.
A few of the criminals had even been released for good behavior...granted, they had been considered low-class and weren't much of a threat to the Konoha community to begin with, but it was still rather nice nonetheless.
Unfortunately, there was one prisoner that wasn't behaving too well today. In fact, he was behaving rather mischeviously. He was currently plotting his escape...an escape that had been planning for three whole weeks.
"Heh heh heh...today's the day I'm finally going to escape from prison! Naruto and Hinata are going to regret the day that they even met me...ha ha ha ha!" exclaimed Oturan.
"Keep it down on there! We don't want to start a riot! In case you haven't noticed, the prisoners are actually on their best behavior...do you want that to change?" demanded his guard.
"As a matter of fact, I do. I'm going to escape from my cell...and there's nothing you can do to stop me!" bellowed the evil twin.
"Dream on!" answered the oblivious prison guard.
"You don't believe in me? Fine then...allow me to show you this new jitsu I invented..." answered Oturan.
Suddenly, he transformed into a fat, ugly man wearing a diaper.
The guard entrusted to keep an eye on him promptly gasped in horror.
"Gah! What did you do to yourself?! My eyes are on fire!" bellowed the unfortunate guard, who all of a sudden wanted his mother.
"Like it?" said Oturan in a now really deep, masculine-sounding voice. "I heard that my brother had invented a jitsu that could make him transform into a beautiful woman...so I figured, why not invent a jitsu that could do the exact opposite? You know, just to make fun of him."
"Well, guess what? I succeeded magnificently! Now then, why don't you let me out of this cell? Otherwise, you just might end up turning into stone! Bwahahaha!" laughed Oturan in the scary-sounding voice.
"Yes! We're clear!" exclaimed the guard as he released Oturan from his cell.
The evil genin promptly laughed wickedly as he transformed back into his original self.
"Yes... all that's left now is to break out of this joint! You wouldn't happen to know any more prisoners that could distract the guards while I escape, now do you?" inquired the evil genin.
"Well, there is one other cell key I have...it's for that evil pink-haired kunoichi in that cell over there." explained the guard.
"I thought this was a prison for dudes." inquired Oturan curiously.
"Oddly enough, we never had the need to arrest a kunoichi until about three weeks ago. She tried to rob a bank and threatened everyone who was in charge of it, so we put her in solitary confinement."
"You put her in solitary confinement because she robbed a bank and threatened everyone who in was charge?" inquired Oturan.
"Well, she also acted really, really, really, really crazy... and she simply wouldn't stop resisting arrest, either. Oddly enough, she's actually the twin sister of Tsunade's apprentice...just like you're the evil twin brother of Kurama's jinchuriki...weird." said the guard.
"What a coincidence...anyways, give me the key to her cell so that I can get her to help me escape!" said Oturan.
Oturan nodded as the guard handed him the key.
"Her name is Hatsu in case you were wondering." explained the guard.
"I see." noted Oturan.
A few minutes later...
"Yes! Thank you for releasing me!" exclaimed Sakura's evil twin.
"Why do you have a twirly moustache? Aren't you supposed to be a girl?" inquired Oturan.
"I was born with it...why do you have a goatee?" inquired the kunoichi.
"Good point...say do me a favor and help me escape from this joint will you? I might recruit you into my legion of doom later." said the genin.
"Sir, yes, sir! I'll provide a distraction!" squealed Hatsu.
Sure enough, the evil kunoichi did manage to provide a distraction...by pretending to be a clown.
"Are you ready to join the circus?!" exclaimed Hatsu.
"Get her!" demanded the prison guards.
Unfortunately, while the guards were getting ready to send Sakura's evil twin sister back to her solitary confinement cell, they almost completely forgot about Oturan, who had just recently escaped from his cell as well.
In fact, as he ran to the prison exit, he only ran into two guards...and even then they easily fell victim to his ugly jitsu.
"It burns!" screeched the guards as their eyes burst into flames.
"Too easy." thought Oturan as he walked out of prison a free ninja.
Suffice to say, the evil genin was happy about the turn of events. His new jitsu had actually allowed him to escape from prison. Now the only thing he had to do now was find a hideout so that he could elude the authorities.
He then remembered the dark, spooky, and somewhat dangerous forest that was used for the Chunin Exams, and decided that it would be a perfect place to hide...after all, if any of the animals attacked him, he could easily scare them away with the jitsu he used to escape from prison.
But there was still one thing in his mind that had been lurking in his head since he had first been sent to prison...something that he simply could not resist doing.
Getting revenge on Naruto and Hinata.
Uh-oh! It looks like Oturan's looking for revenge! Naruto and Hinata are both in danger! What could he be possibly planning against them?
And are you happy that Hinata passed her Chunin Exams? I know I am...even though she graduated through a fanfic rather than during a time skip...
Oh, and did you enjoy the breaking the fourth wall humor? Since I'm making this a bit different from the canonical Naruto I figured I might as well, heh heh.
Adios!