Dr. Doofenschmirtz meets the Annoying Orange
Dr Doofenshmirtz gets an unexpected visitor before Perry arrives. I hope you enjoy! I do not own any of the characters in this story!
*Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz was getting his lair ready for Perry the Platypus' arrival. He had just finished his latest inator, the Disappear-inator! Everything was going just as Dr. Doof had planned... that is until he had a visitor before Perry the Platypus! Doof had almost finished when he stumbled upon something. Behind his pot of flowers sat an orange.
"What is an orange doing in here?" said Doof. "I didn't know that I liked Oranges."
Doof sat the orange down on his table. When he went to get a bowl to put it in, he heard someone talking to him.
"Hey! Hey! Hey Pharmacist!" said a voice.
"Daaaaaaaaaah! Who's there?" said Doof.
"Hey! Hey!" said the voice again.
Doof looked around and eventually his eyes went to the orange sitting on the table. He screamed in horror when he noticed that the orange had a face!
"An orange with a face?" said Doof.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" said the orange.
"An Annoying Orange with a face?" said Doof.
"What are you agent O? Filling in for Perry the Platypus, because it's quite a coinsidence that he isn't here!" said Doof.
"Im not an agent O! Im an Orange!" said the orange again.
"Riiiiiiiight! Well since you're here, I might as well go through my plans so you may foil them. I made the Disappear-inator to make that horrid statue of my brother, Roger go away!" said Doof.
"Hey Hey! Pharmacist can you do this? Nung Nung Nung Nung" said the orange making a wierd facial motion with his tongue.
"Uh I think so..." said Doof but just as he was about to try it, he "caught on" to the orange's "scheme". "What a minute, you want me to do that so you can cheap shot me! That's low, Agent O!"
"Agent O? What is that Orange juice?" said the Orange.
"No, you are an agent! Right?" said Doof.
"How many times do I have to tell you, I'm an orange!" said Orange.
Doof was growing impatient with the Orange. This chirade about not being an agent, which he wasn't, was getting old with Doof. Doof was trying to think of ways to get the "agent" to talk.
"Tell me or I will blast you with the Disappear-inator!"
"Whoa! Take it easy Dr. Doom!" said the Orange as he let out one of his incredibly long laughs again.
"Dooooooooooooooh!" said Doof. "I'm really about to hurt you!"
"Hey Doof! Hey! Hey! Hey Doof!" said the Orange.
"?" yelled Doof.
"Perry the Platypus!" said Orange.
Doo be Doo be Doo bah! Perry came up behind him and started to smack him around. Doof grabbed a metal rod that was lying on the ground and started swinging at Perry but Perry grabbed a broom and started dueling with him, finally whacking him in the face with the broom part of the broom. Doof fell back into the Disappear-inator and hit the self destruct button.
"Oh poo!" said Doof as his invention exploded. "Curse you Perry the Platypus!"
When the smoke settled, the Orange was still there.
"Hey Hey!" said Orange.
"Forget it!" said Doof as he walked out the door... or rather the window. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Curse you Annoying Orange!"
"Nahahahahahahahahahaha!" laughed the Orange. "Hey Pear!"
"Oh crud!" said Pear.