Blonde- haired and stealth, Scorpius Malfoy made his way toward the double doors to the infirmary in Hogwarts castle, slipping in with agile like speed and silence. Glancing around, the twelve year old boy noticed that all was dark, save a light on in one of the patient beds. He grinned to himself. That sure answered the question as to where Rose was. Always up to study something, no matter how hurt or sick she could be.
Creeping towards her bed, he prepared to shush and comfort her at the same time, as visiting hours were over and he didn't want her screams to alert any nurse. But before he could do anything, always aware Rose spoke up tiredly. "Your ninja skills suck Malfoy."
Scorpius frowned. Since he had watched muggle telly at Rose's muggle grandparents house that one time, being a ninja seemed like a good career. He was a Malfoy. Malfoys succeeded at everything they did, even the muggle occupations. "My Rose, he said, cozying up to her side. I was just blatantly trying to sneak in, not Ninja sneak. If you had seen my Ninja sneak, I don't think you would have seen me coming."
Rose sighed, "But that doesn't even make sense. No wonder you and Albus didn't make it into Ravenclaw." she sniffed.
"Hey!" an offended voice yelped from behind Scorpius. Both Rose and Scorpius jumped. A very affronted-like Albus Potter stood a few feet from Scorpius. "Now that's Ninja!" Rose laughed.
Scorpius scowled. Dumb Potter trying to best him in his own career plans. "What are you doing here Potter?"
Albus smirked at him. "She's my cousin." Scorpius might just have forgotten that fact. He turned pink. "Yeah but she's my friend."
This made Albus frown at him, and he held his hands to his side, in a very muggle cowboy standoff position. "Looks like we've reached an impasse, part'ner. He said, in a muggle American southern accent.
His opponent, Scorpius Malfoy, smirked at his friend and posed in his own position. "I spose we do." he shot back. Rose rolled her eyes at them and groaned. Since that day the three of them spent an evening watching Ninja, cowboy and other western movies with her muggle Grandpapa, Albus and Scorpius had really been near insufferable acting out all of these faux plots.
This made her cousin sniff, "I reckon this hospital wing is only big enough for one visitor." The blonde across from where he was nodded.
"It's either you, or me." Both boys stood tall, eyes never leaving each other, as they slowly pulled out their weapon. The floor was soon covered in silly string as both Albus and Scorpius sprayed the prank bottle at the other's being. Soon both were snickering as they both emptied the cans on each other. "Hey Rose. Albus said, throwing his can and plopping down on her bed.
"Both Scorp and I hexed Flint for ya, for sending you here you know." The other kid nodded enthusiastically, picking the confetti off of his clothes while he sat on her other side. "Yeah who would have thought he'd put boils on you for turning him down?" Rose rolled her eyes.
"Trelawny could've seen that coming guys, that boy definitely has a massive ego to contend with. They both nodded sagely, Rose was in Ravenclaw, and she was wise.
"That Flint is like a sixth year though, Rose is like 12, yick!" Albus made a gag face. The blonde haired Malfoy agreed, Rose was just too good for the likes of a Flint. He would know, they visited his manor enough.
" Hey, aren't you guys scared to get in trouble?" she asked. This made Scorpius stand up confidently. "Not I'd, I sneak in here and hex Flint again if it meant defending your honor lady Rose."
"That seems like a very good thing to know." a voice said from behind them. They all looked up to see a stern looking Headmistress McGonagall tapping her shoe from the doorway. The kids looked awed. Now that was a Ninja!
And they all lived detention ever after. Except Rose, because well, she was ROSE, and Ravenclaws were very wise.