Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, if I did then this wouldn't just be a fan fiction!
Warnings: Abuse, self harm, dark themes, mpreg.
Hi all! I hope you enjoy this fan fiction! This idea came to me randomly seeing as I love mpreg so please enjoy! Reviews=love! No flames please~ This is a YAOI fan fiction so if you do not like ManxMan then look away now! There may also be hints of yuri in here too XD
Arthur was annoyed. Specifically at a certain pair of brothers named the Vargas brothers. He and his colleagues Kiku, Yao, Tino and Matthew had been trying to get some research done in a lab they had to use instead of their usual one curtsy of Arthur blowing half of the room up. But that wasn't really essential information.
No the fact that both Lovino and Feliciano had been fighting over what to use in the cups of tea they had been making for the researchers seeing as they were guests to Kiku who had been stressed out by their constant arguing and suggested they have some tea. Of course they jumped on the chance and argued further down the room, rummaging through cupboards as the researchers tried to get some progress done before they returned.
Moral of this story is never leave Vargas's unattended. They are like children.
Feliciano and Lovino
"Ve~ no Lovi, Kiku needs special tea to calm him down, did you see the look he gave us? Scary~" Feliciano told his brother, glancing over at the concentrated group on the other side of the room before looking back at his brother who had his usual scowl on his face.
"Then what do you suggest?!" Lovino scowled and watched his brothers eyes look blank in thought for a second before he smiled happily and opened the cupboards near him and began searching through numerous vials all labelled with numbers.
"Ve~ they are bound to have amazing tea sweeteners and tastes here! Here let's use these!" Feliciano announced smartly, thinking that because the tea bags and kettle was below said cupboard then of course the researchers were stocked up on new interesting tea! He smiled to himself at his intelligence as he pulled down a tray of test tubes that were marked with different numbers ranging from 1-8.
Lovino continued to scowl but didn't disagree with his brother, he wasn't really concentrating on their conversation as he prepared the tea and thought about what he would eat when he got home… pizza or pasta. Such a difficult choice! One of which required much brain power to process.
"Hmmm… Kiku can have number 4! Arthur 7, Yao 6, Matthew 2, Tino 5! I'll have number 3 and Lovino can have 1! Yummy~ looks tasty!" Feliciano sang to himself as he handed out the tea in a specific order so he could remember who was who. Not knowing how much this would change his life.
5 weeks later: Arthur
"I'm… pregnant?" Arthur asked with wide eyes and a gaping mouth at the doctor who looked just as amazed as him even with the results in his hand. Arthur couldn't believe it, this had to be a practical joke! He was very much a man thank you very much and he wasn't even in a relationship but according to the doctor he was at least 5 weeks pregnant. "But… how?" Arthur asked quietly still not quite believing it but from the look of the shocked doctor he wouldn't be much help.
Dammit he had only been having nausea… in the morning… double dammit! He got out of his chair quickly, he had to get out of there so that's what he did, he ran from that room and got straight in his car while taking out his phone. Luckily he only lived 10 minutes from the doctor's office that he shared with his older brothers and sister. He began calling Kiku to ask for him to come over straight away but what he heard made him almost crash "Hello? Yao speaking" Yao answered Kiku's phone but Arthur could hear the unmistakable sounds of someone being ill in the background, very much like what happened to him this morning.
"Y-Yao? Can you bring everyone over to mine? I'm trying not to freak out right now. And this may be odd but… bring some pregnancy tests" he hung up without waiting for a response as he pulled into his driveway and noticed that his siblings cars were parked outside. Great they were in.
He rushed into the house and immediately ran to his own room, ignoring his sister shouting after him irritably. He was pregnant. He needed some time to think.
Yao and gang
"Why do we have to go over again? And with pregnancy tests of all things?" Kiku asked as Yao drove him, Matthew and Tino to Arthur's armed with a pack of five pregnancy tests. Yao shrugged, feeling just as perplexed with the situation but concentrated on the road in front of him.
"You think he's lost it?" Tino joked lightly as he examined the pregnancy tests before freezing "Wait do you think he got a girl pregnant?!" he asked which made them all freeze in realization as it made sense, Matthew sat with large violet eyes as he fiddled with his glasses nervously.
"H-He didn't mention anything about seeing a woman… but it makes sense" he whispered, the others straining to hear him before glancing at each other in worry.
"No wonder he sounded freaked on the phone, he's too young for a baby" Yao commented, worrying his lip at the thought. Would that mean he'd have to babysit? He almost groaned at the thought.
"Hey it's not all bad! Arthur would love a baby! Do you think he'd let me name it?" Tino asked happily at the thought of Arthur having a baby, he adored children! They were so cute! The other three were silent because they knew immediately that Arthur wouldn't allow such a thing, Tino's naming was quite… peculiar at times.
"Well we're here so let's go in" Yao announced as he parked and they piled out of the car, they hadn't been to Arthur's in a while considering Arthur's siblings were not happy with so many people in the house, claiming that they needed their own space. Probably so they can wrestle each other Yao thought.
Yao let himself in with the spare key Arthur had given to him in case of emergencies, he was surprised when he opened the door to see Carlin, Arthur's sister, and Allistor shouting up the stairs for Arthur to come down to receive his dinner and quote from Carlin "We're not your servants so get your ass down here and eat the food I slaved over!" which made Yao even more worried. Arthur loved Carlin's cookingseeing as Arthur couldn't cook many meals other than scones and toast among other simple things.
"Hello Allistor, Carlin" Yao greeted as they stepped inside and took their shoes off, Matthew closing the door gently behind him. Both Kirkland's whipped their heads around to look at the four with a confused expression on their faces.
"Eh? Lil bro din't say nothin' bout ye four showin' up" Allistor snapped, a scowl on his face as he swept his bright green eyes over the four before pausing on the pregnancy tests in Tino's hands "Oi, why do ye hav those tests?" he asked suspiciously. Tino shuffled slightly before answering truthfully as he usually does.
"Arthur told us to bring them, we think he's got a girl pregnant…" he confessed and he swore the air turned cold as Allistor's face became murderous while Carlin just looked shocked into stillness while holding a wooden spoon she had previously been pointing up the stairs.
"What?" he asked angrily before turning onto the stairs and began stomping up while shouting "Ye better not hav got a lass pregnant!" Allistor thundered making everyone in the house flinch at the volume, Arthur's two other siblings migrating to the stairs. Patrick and Dylan looked confused as they watched the angry red head ascend the stairs, Carlin still frozen too. Patrick and Carlin were twins and along with Allistor had blood red hair from their mother and every Kirkland had those bright green eyes. Dylan resembled Arthur quite a lot but he had more muscle on his body along with a darker shade of blond hair than Arthur. Tino felt slightly guilty about telling Allistor seeing as both Arthur and the red head were shouting at each other now and Tino feared for Arthur's life.
"Open this door!"
"No!"
"I'm tellin' ya Arthur! Open this door!"
"No you bloody git!"
"Oi! Din't call me a git!"
"I will if I want too!"
"Ohhh just ye wait till a break this here door down!"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Oh a would!"
True on his promise Allistor kicked the door open to see Arthur sitting in the far corner looking as though he'd just been crying although he tried to rub the tears away but it was too late. "So ye hav knocked up a lass!" Allistor swore, ignoring Arthur's tears at the thought of a whiny clingy new girl and her screaming kid in the house. Not happening.
"There's no girl!" Arthur shouted at him, sniffing angrily. Did Allistor really think he would do that? Idiot.
"Then wha are them pregnancy tests for!" Allistor demanded, grabbing his brother's arms and forcing him to stand ready to beat some sense into him but Arthur shouted out and guarded his stomach. Now he knew a life was there he couldn't let it get hurt. Allistor froze when he saw what his brother was doing, thinking someone had already hurt him and no one hurt Arthur other than him. "Wha? Ya hurt?" he demanded but Arthur averted his eyes and looked at the floor in embarrassment, he really didn't want to tell Allistor. He wasn't sure if the other man would laugh his arse off considering he and his siblings always joked he was more feminine than Carlin, beat him to a pulp or abandon him.
"Then wha?" he demanded angrily, wanting an answer right that instant so Arthur took a steadying breath. He may as well tell him first rather than let someone else tell him later.
"I'm pregnant… I have no idea how but maybe I came into contact with something in the lab" Arthur told him without looking up, angrily glaring at the floor at his sucky luck as he waited for a reply. After a few minutes he glanced up to see Allistor's face completely red as he tried to hold back his laughter. So it was the first option then.
"Hahahahaha! A knew it! Ya pregnant?! If tha weren't so funny I'd beat ya to a pulp!" Allistor laughed, completely destroying what could have been a bromance moment. Arthur knew Allistor would never hug Arthur and tell him 'I'll be there for you dear brother' never.
"Thanks for understanding Allistor, you're the best brother ever" with that Arthur exited the room allowing the still laughing Allistor to follow behind him and to the living room were the others were sitting with looks of utter confusion on their faces now as Arthur made himself some tea and Allistor sat beside Carlin and continued laughing.
"Shut the hell up you bloody git!" Arthur shouted angrily and threw a nearby wooden spoon at the red head who didn't in fact shut up but continued laughing which just made Arthur further angry.
"Ah is tha hormones kickin' in already?!" he asked teasingly and Arthur just scowled further but had to wonder why Allistor believed him so easily, was it really that believable? He finished up everyone's tea and passed it out to his guests and siblings who waited for him to speak.
"Are you going to tell us what's going on or not?" Yao suddenly demanded, sick of being in the dark on this subject, beside him Kiku nodded as he sipped his tea thankful for the soothing effects of said drink, Arthur couldn't cook but he made amazing tea.
"I'm pregnant, I just came back from the doctors and saw the results myself. It was tested three times but all are positive and over the phone I heard Kiku being ill in the back ground similar to my morning sickness" he filled them in and it was silent as the four other scientists figured out what Arthur meant before Allistor figured it out immediately and his laughter was louder than before as Patrick, Carlin and Dylan sat in shock.
"What?! Are you saying I'm pregnant too? This is a joke! It's not funny either!" Kiku stood up in rare anger as panic overtook his senses, Arthur was playing a prank right? But Arthur never did jokes he hates them but… maybe this is the first time? Kiku was panicking and didn't notice as Yao coaxed him to sit down and calm down.
"I-Is that why you asked us to… b-bring pregnancy tests?" Matthew asked softly, trying not to panic at the fact Arthur was suggesting Kiku or maybe even them could be pregnant too. Arthur nodded solemnly.
"Please take the test"
Feliciano and Lovino
Lovino followed after his brother who was skipping just a bit in front of him, Feliciano wanted to visit Arthur seeing as Kiku told them they were heading over to Arthur's and typical Feliciano wanted to tag along too. They headed up the pathway and Feliciano knocked enthusiastically on the door "Ve~ it's me and Lovino! Let us in its cold!" it was the start of December after all although no snow had fallen yet. The door opened about a minute later by a tired looking Arthur who waved irritably and let the two in who sensed the depressed energy in the house, even Feliciano knew not to speak. They shed their shoes and coats before going into the living room and stood in shock at the sight before them.
Allistor was sitting in an armchair while reading a book as Carlin comforted an upset Tino who sat crying in distress and Patrick and Dylan were comforting Yao and Kiku, the latter was in shock while Yao looked amazed and shocked. Matthew was sitting alone beside Tino and Arthur began comforting the slightly crying man while suppressing his own emotions.
"W-What happened?" Lovino asked in shock and gained the attention of everyone in the room making Lovino blush slightly in embarrassment of being the centre of attention, he hated being watched by everyone so left that to Feliciano. Speaking of Feliciano he did what he usually did in serious situations and opened his usually happy squinted eyes to their normal large size to show the golden colour.
"We're all pregnant minus Arthur's siblings" Yao sighed as he continued to stare at the positive test in front of him in disbelief. Lovino widened his eyes and Feliciano gasped in shock at this piece of news and identical thoughts went through their minds. That's impossible! They are men!
"It's not a joke, all of our tests were positive and there's no way all of us could get false positives" Yao answered what would have been their first question as he was the only one who wasn't completely panicking or freaked out as he tried to think about how it happened rather than it actually happening to him. Feliciano didn't like seeing all his friends being so sad because they were pregnant, pregnancy was supposed to be celebrated not cried over right? He looked around the room in an attempt to find something to distract the upset men before he saw the empty tea cups and came up with an idea.
"Ve~ how about I make us some tea to make us all feel better? I'll make some pasta too to cheer you up. Although I don't have any of that nice tea sweeteners from the lab" Feliciano mused and was oblivious as the scientists froze before looking at him as they remembered the one time Feliciano had served them tea, 5 weeks ago and all of them had been crippled by stomach pain. They had warned that man to never make tea for them again much to Feliciano's confusion.
"What tea sweeteners" the researchers asked at the same time.
Oh Feliciano! If you weren't so cute I think someone would have knocked some sense into you! Anyway please review and let me know what you think!