AT: hEY, gAMZEE,
AT:dID YOU,
AT: dID YOU JUST TOUCH MY BUTT,
AT: i DON'T REALLY MIND,
AT: iT'S JUST THAT I CAN'T REALLY FEEL ANYTHING DOWN THERE,
AT: bUT,
AT: i CAN STILL SEE YOU POKING IT,
TC: HoNk.
TC: :o)
TC: DiD yOu OrDeR SoMe MoThErFuCkErInG sLaMs BrO? sO mAnY mOtHeRfUcKeRiNg RhYmEs OrDeReD yOu HaD tO sEnD sOmE BaCk To ThE sLaMInGmAn? AnD tElL ThAt MoThErFuCkEr, "MoThErFuCkeR, tHeSe ArE tOo MaNy RhYmEs FoR eVeN mY bEaUtIfUl, SlAm PrEpPeD hEaR dUcTs!
TC: gIvE tHaT wOnDeRfUl ShIT tO cHaRiTy, BrO! ThEy Be NeEdInG tHeSe RiDuCulUs RhYmEs
MoRe ThAn I dO."
TC: KnOw WhAt? FuCk ChArItIeS.
TC: tHeSe RhYmEs,
TC: ThIs SlAm,
TC: GoEs OuT tO aLl tHe MoThErFuCkErS oUt ThEre.
TC: FoR fReE.
AT: yES, i AM READY FOR THE SLAM,
AT: tO END ALL SLAMS,
TC: WeLl, i'Ll Be CoMiNg At Ya WiTh My MoThErFuCkInG sLaMs
TC: MiRaCLeS oF mIrAcLeS; cOmE jAm WiTh My JaMs
TC: So MuCh FaYgO cOmInG iN, i GoT tO bUiLd A dAmN dAm
AT: mORE, mORE,
TC: YoU gOt To Be ChIlLiN' ,wHeN dEaLiN', wItH iLlIn RhYmIn'
TC: It'S aLl A fUcKiNg MiRaClE wHeN dEaLiN' wItH gOoD tImIn'
TC: I GoT sTaRdUsT iN oNe hAnD, mY pImPiN' fRiEnD iN tHe OtHeR
TC: gOnNa TeAcH hIm To FlY lIkE a BaD aSs MoThErFuCkEr
TC: GoNnA hOlD hIm AbOvE mY hEaD, lIkE a FuCkInG tRoLl BaLlEt
TC: GoNnA mAkE hIm A tRoLl SwAn, AnD lEt HiM fLy AwAy.
TC: HoNk.
AT: aWWW YEAH, i'M FLOATING NOW,
AT: jUST LIKE PUPA PAN, oH WOW,
AT: sPINNING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SKY,
AT: aLL MY WORRIES JUST FLOATING ON BY,
TC: HoNk.
AT: yOUR RHYMES ARE HOLDING ME UP, uH,
AT: yOU'RE LIKE MY OWN PERSONAL PUP, a,
AT: hELPING ME FLY wITH THAT FLY STARDUST,
AT: aND HELPING ME BACK DOWN, wITH ARMS i TRUST,
TC: YoUr RhYmEs ArE sO wIcKeD bRo.
TC: So WiCkEd, ThErE wAs A mUsIcAl DeDiCaTeD tO tHaT sWeEt AsS sHiT.
CG: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING? GAMZEE, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HOLDING TAVROS IN YOUR ARMS, LIKE THAT MOVIE WHERE TROLL KEVIN COSTNER CARRIES TROLL WHITNEY HOUSTEN AWAY FROM HER CRAZY, VIOLENT FANS.
CG: EXCPET YOU'RE KICKING LESS ASS.
TC: I cAn'T hEaR yOu, I'm In ThE sLaMmInG zOnE
TC: I wOn'T tAkE tHaT nOn-RhYmInG tOnE
TC: LeT tHe MiRaClE oF rHyMe SeEp ThRoUgH yOuR wOrDs
TC:YoU mUsT sPiT sOmE rHyMeS iF yOu wAnT tO bE hEaRd.
CG: UH,
CG: UM,
CG: I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU YOU'RE SUCH A
CG: UH,
CG: FUCKING CLOWN,
CG: UM,
CG: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW UP FROM DOWN
CG: YOU GOT HORNS ON YOUR CRANIAL PLATE
CG: LIKE A FUCKING CROWN
CG: YOU'RE LIKE A THING THAT ALSO RHYMES WITH -OWN.
CG: EXCEPT IT'S MORE LIKE OW-N.
CG: LIKE OW.
CG: BECAUSE MY RHYMES PHYICALLY PAIN ME.
CG: WHY DID PAST KARKAT THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?
CG: FUCK THIS SHIT I'M LEAVING.
TC: dOn'T lEaVe KaRkAt, YoU'rE fUcKiNg LoVeLy. WhAt YoU lOsE iN RhYmEs YoU mAkE uP fOr In BeAuTy.
TC: LiKe,
TC: ShIt, BrO.
TC: sO fUcKiNg BeAuTiFuL.
AT: uH,
AT: gAMZEE,
AT: yOUR HANDS SEEM TO BE SHIFTING UNDER MY BODY,
AT: tO,
AT: wHAT I WOULD BELEIVE TO BE,
AT: mY BUTT AREA,
AT: aGAIN,
TC: HoNk.
TC: ;o)