Disclaimer: Not mine.
A/N: Just an idea that struck while my stepdad was watching Lost.
"Harry, would you like to come on a tour of the bay with me? It will only take about three hours, and it, might be romantic..."
"Who else is coming?"
"Well, my mom and dad, obviously."
"Oh, yeah, real romantic, Draco. A boat tour with your parents. Anyone else?"
"The captain of the ship."
"Haha, what a comedian. I mean that we know."
"Ron, Hermione, my cousin, Emily..."
"I don't know her!"
"Oh, well, she is older then us. She left Hogwarts before we started. She visits between movie shoots."
"That's wicked!"
"Yeah, anyway, I think Severus is coming to."
"Snape?"
"Yes, Harry. If you want to continue dating me you really should get used to him. He is my godfather, after all. So are you coming?"
"No way."
"Why? Because of Severus?"
"No, because the people on the ship are the skipper..."
"Really Harry! Who says 'skipper!'"
"...the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the professor, and the rest."
"Your point?"
"Draco, have we ever watched a show called Gilligan's Island together?"