Once, in the Arctic, there was a musical theatre and Princess Ariel from the ocean was visiting there. The owner of the theatre was a little penguin named Pablo. "And now," he announced with great flourush. "Live from the sea, it's Princess Ariel singing..." then he paused. "Uh... what are you going to sing?" he asked the little sea princess in a whisper. "I'm going to sing a song I wrote myself," replied Ariel. "I call it 'Zelda's Song."
"Zelda's song," announced Pablo. "I'll put this on the radio so that the kingdom of Hyrule can hear it too."
"Great," said Ariel. "We don't have radio reception underwater so this'll be perfect." As soon as Pablo turned the radio on and gave her a thumbs-up, Ariel started singing. The song went like this:
Princess Zelda, you can't catch what you can't see
Princess Zelda, she's going to make Hyrule free
She's a teenage princess on the run eating chilli dogs by the ton
Like that. Meanwhile, Scratch and Grounder were preparing their latest trap for Zelda. "Wait 'til that princess gets a load of our Metal Jaw Zelda slammer! Hahahaha" exclaimed the crazy robot chicken. Grounder and Scratch began to discuss how the trap would work. Zelda would get munched by the jaws then hung on the wire. While they waited for Zelda to come, they decided to turn the radio on. When they turned it on, they heard this song:
Princess Zelda, you can't catch what you can't see
Princess Zelda, she's going to make Hyrule free
She's a teenage princess on the run eating chilli dogs by the ton
"You can't catch what you can't see," Scratch and Grounder had found themselves singing along to Zelda's Song. "Catchy little number," said Grounder. "Yeah," said Scratch. "Except it's about Zelda." When Zelda came, she saw the trap of course, so she did not get too close to it. Instead, she stopped running and started dancing. "Great lyrics, guys!" she shouted as she turned and dashed the other way. "It's Zelda! Get her!" shouted Scratch. But as they ran after her, they got caught in the trap themselves. "Doh! She escaped us again!" cried Grounder in frustration.