I woke up with a start, bolting up from my bed. My ears greeted with silence. I breathed, again… and again. I sighed with relief. What a horrid dream. I had dreamed of Greg putting a banana in my butt, how terrible and sexy. I looked over to my clock- `10:32 at night. The eerie red glow of the digits illuminated my blankets, and I hoisted myself out of bed. Strange. "Where's my j-" A footstep. I heard a creaking in the distance. "Who's there?", I thought. Opening the door of my bedroom, I stepped into the hallway. "Hello?" You were greeted with a dark shadow coming from the end of the hall. "OH SHIT" You scream and run into your room.

"Sarah!" A voice trembling with laughter calls from behind the door. "Pffft- It's just Vince!" You sighed and opened the door, greeted by a man with high cheekbones and beautiful hair. That's a fucking beautiful bitch right there. God knows why he loves me.

"Hey, Sarah, I was wondering if you wanted to fuck?"

I stared at him.

"Wat"

"You wanna fuck?" He smiled widely.

"Kk boi"

I stripped off his shirt and undid each snap, feeling my knuckles barely graze his soft skin. He grasped my face with both hands, pulling my face up to kiss him. A meeting of the lips… so magical.

He stooped down, pulling off your pants and underwear. "Are you cooking something?"

"Nah, that's just my vagina."

"Oh ok"

He whipped out his pulsating manhood - rofl - and grasped it in his hand, bouncing it up and down in his hand. It was an acceptable length, seventy-two inches, so I guess I could deal with it. He stops me as I reach towards his junk. "Wait I brought something for you!" He reached into his bag, pulling out a mess of black cloth and assorted dark clothing. "Put this on while we fuck."

"What the hell is this? It looks like a … Batman costume?"

"Yeah, you'd look super hot in that.." He pulls a red wig over his hair and moans aloud- "Punish me, Batman. I've been a naughty Batgirl." He pulls on a tight black costume with difficulty and cut a hole in the pants of the costume. "Let's do this Batman…"

"Uhhhh k"

"Oh yeah, climb onto me Daddy Batman" I climb onto him, his stomach on the bedsheet and grabbing the pillows.

"What?"

"Punish me, sir."

I scream aloud. I pant and pant and look around at my bedroom walls. It was a dream.

"Shit I need to stop smoking weed."

THE END~