"Yo, dudes!" America said at the world meeting, "I created a thingy that breaks the fourth wall!"
"America!," England bellowed, "Don't do that! If you break the fourth wall, bad things will happen."
"What will happen?" America asked
"I don't want to have to expose you to that," England told him.
"Fine... Hey France, will you tell me?"
"no."
"Japan?"
"I'm not telling you."
America asked everyone in the room but no one would tell him anything.
"Fine. if you people won't tell me, I guess I'll just have to figure it out on my own!" He said resolutely. America took a shiny metal box out from his pocket and pushed a large red glowing button on its side.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," Everybody (except Italy and America) screamed.
suddenly, the world became a lilac color and smelled of cotton candy. A man in a bathtub was rowing over head.
"Do you see what you've done now?!" England asked angrily.
"Dude, this is awesome!" America said.
Then the cast of Codename: Kids Next Door rained from the sky.
"Oh... W-where are we?" Numbuh 5 mumbled from her spot on the ground.
"I bet this is a plan by Father! He wanted to send us to this freakish place where we will slowly lose our minds and no one will ever be able to find us! Hey, look! those adults are probably in cahoots with Father. Kids Next Door go!" Numbuh 1 said. then a giant refrigerator crushed them.
"That was weird, aru," China said.
Liquefied Hello Kitty! Attack!
France put on a tutu and pranced around like a magical drunk unicorn. England became a punk rocker, again.
"(beep) you (beep)" he screeched.
Russia put on a pretty ball gown.
"I feel pretty~ oh so pretty~," he sang in a girly voice.
America remained unaffected by the broken forth wall. Somewhat creeped out but he's fine.
Russia was now no where to be found.. china let his hair down. Japan started singing like a vocaloid dressed as Hatzune Miku. Switzerland beat the LIVING snot out of somebody with his peace prize. Spain pelted a tree with purple rainbows. Belgium kicked the Netherlands in the crotch.
"Owww! My lima beans!" He cried.
Ceiling Poland! China whipped his hair back and forth. Sealand became a country. America's eye twitched. A flying spaghetti monster and a flying mint bunny mated. they had children and the species came to be known as flying spaghetti mint monster bunnies. unfortunately, they got a divorce soon after the children were hatched. the flying mint bunny lost his job and went to a bar in order to have a magical time.
"Flying Mint Bunny! you are such a playa!" England said in a ghetto lady voice.
"I have a big announcement," Russia said when he came out of the closet (LOL), "I'm pregnant."
America threw up in his mouth a little. "Make it stop.." he mumbled to himself.
"I want my mommy."
" Hello there little boy," a pretty fairy said floating above America's head, "Do you need help?"
"Yes! Please fix the fourth wall! Please!"
"Oh~ but dearie, you've always had the power to fix the fourth wall! Just click your heels and say I wish the fourth wall was fixed!"
"O-ok... I wish the fourth wall was fixed (click)"
Everything went black.
...
"Wake up America! Wake up! How many times have I told you, not to fall asleep at the meetings?!" Germany and England shouted simultaneously.
"Hmm? what happened?" America said as he began to wake up more, "Hey, Russia where's your pretty ball gown? Are you still pregnant?"
(The End)