The "Let's All Fart on Ash" Club
Chapter One: Misty
Gotta kiss em all, gotta kiss em all,
Gotta kiss em all, girls butts!
Misty was watching her favorite anime, with that song tune as the opening. It was about a bunch of girls who farted on a guy that annoyed them.
She eagerly cheered on Behtany and Emma, characters in the show, who corned Dillan and forced him to sniff their gas.
At the commercial break, Misty went to heat up her chicken nuggets, when what flashed on the screen stopped her.
"Is there a boy who annoys you? Want to fart on him likethe Gas Gal Brigade? Then start getting Extra Stinky Eggbread and Bacon from your local grocery store! These products will make you fart so much, you will i need /i to force a guy to smell it! For every four packages of Extra Stinky products you buy, you get two free. No coupon required."
Misty couldn't believe it. She needed some of that right now. She thought of leaving the house this minute to go there. But she couldn't miss this episode. And she had to think of a boy to release on anyway.
Perhaps the show would give her an idea on how to trap…whoever she chose. But first she had to feed her famished belly.
She popped chicken nuggets into the microwave of her apartment, and rushed to reachthe couch soon as she heard the voices of the perky girls giving Dillan a fart bath.
And then, as she chewed on the nuggets, which she dipped in honey before eating, she thought of the one guy she wanted to release on.
Ash Ketchum.
As soon as the episode ended, she rushed out of her apartment to the store, taking the trolley.
Once she arrived, she rushed through the store to the Extra Stinky products and stuffed twelve inher cart, wince based on their deal she'd get four free.
There was an "This only affects girls" sticker on it, which pleased Misty. She checked out then caught a trolley back to near her apartment building.
Then she made a sandwich with the bacon and eggbread, and put a pickle and lettuce on it since the box said it made ordinary food stink worse coming out a girl's anus if eaten in conjuction with the Extra Stinky products.
When she finished the meal, and had a milkshake to wash it down, she decided to call Ash and tell him something that would induce him to meet her.
"I've got a girl who wants to see you," she said on the videophone.
"Where is she? I don't see anyone but you," Ash said.
"I'll bring her. But you need to meet me at the student center, third floor, study room."
"Why?"
"Because it's mid afternoon on a Monday. No one's studying there right now. And she wants it to be secret in case she ends up hating you and it doesn't work out."
"Thanks for the confidence," Ash said, sarcastically.
"Anytime," Misty said.
Ash agreed to meet her in half an hour where she indicated, and she drove the five minutes to campus, parked in the library lot, entered the building and headed along the sidewalk toward the student center after exiting the house of books.
She had to wait so long for Ash, fifteen minutes past the time he agreed on.
"You're late," she snarled at him, when he opened the door. Her butt was giving her intense pains.
"And your friend isn't here. Don't tell me she left."
Misty thought of telling him that the hypothetical "friend" she had mentioned had stormed away, but decided it'd be more fun to lead him on.
"She'll be here soon," Misty said, indicating Ash should sit down.
He did so, and Misty pretended to text her friend while she actually was looking up strategies for how to keep Ash sniffing her farts on the Extra Stinky forums.
Girls were trying out the product just likeher,in secret. One girl was upset that her captive had gotten away and she couldn't get him lassoed back under her butt. Whitney was her name and she had pink hair. She showed a picture of herself releasing gas on the guy, whom she called Morty.
i If anyone finds him, please keep him hostage and tell me, I MUST fart on him again, /i her post read.
Misty did kind of want to help Whitney find her dude, but she took this as a warning to keep Ash from escaping, at all costs.
Even though the anime she loved was fictional, she knew that there was something enjoyable about having a captive and forcing that exact person to smell your gas. She didn't know if Ash would exactly be that person yet, but she hoped it would be.
"When will she get here?" Ash asked, impatiently. "I've got to meet the dudes at dinner in an hour."
"Oh, she's almost here, just five more minutes," Misty said. Though what she really meant was in less than five minutes she would need to fart so much.
A Spearow landed outside the window, and began pecking the glass.
"Those things are annoying," Ash said. "Pikachu and I had a run in with one on our first trail…"
"How is Pikachu anyway?' Misty asked.
"Getting a massage from Professor Juniper. And preparing for a date with Kirin."
"Pikachu has a girlfriend?"
Ash nodded. "It's pretty awesome to see Pokemon get together…"
No wonder Ash was eager to meet a strange girl. Pikachu was getting some. Ash wanted in on the action too, obviously with a human but yeah.
"Well," Misty said, finally, standing up and stretching. "She cancelled."
"Um, what?" Ash said. "Are you saying I came all the way here for nothing?"
"Oh no, you came here for something," Misty said, smiling at him. Then she leapead on the table and stuffed her very short jean shorts in his face, then let out a blast.
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Extra Stinky hadn't been kidding! These were so much more malodorous than her typical output. And Ash's face was so comfortable to push her ass into.
But Ash scooted his chair back and jumped up, heading for the door. "Not taking any more of this joke, Misty. It was a bit mean to do that."
"I'm not mean, I'm nice," Misty said.
Ash harrumphed and left the room.
i Oh please butt, release a fart so strong that it'll knock him out before he can get away, I Misty thought, then unleashed.
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Misty started gagging herself as she pirouetted out of the room, hoping that no one would decide to study in that room soon, at first, but then grinning mischievously, she changed her mind and hoped someone i would /i so her gas wouldn't be wasted.
She thrust open the heavy door leading to the stairs and spotted an unconscious Ash laying across them.
Her gas had done it! She had knocked him out.
But she needed to get him back to her apartment without people being suspicious. So she called her closest friends, Dawn and May, who came up with the idea that they should all carry him in a travel sleeping bag and people wouldn't suspect a person was in there.
So long as Ash remained knocked out anyway.
So they got him to Misty's apartment, and May said before leaving, "If you decide to keep him, be sure to invite us so we can have a fart party one evening."
"Absolutely," Misty promised. And hse had a very good idea that she wasn't letting Ash go.
"Wake up finally, sleepyhead?" she asked him, when his eyes finally opened.
"Misty? What are you doing in my dorm?"
"This is my apartment," Misty said, happy to see her fart had disoriented him.
"Huh, so it is," he said, after looking around and staring at her anime figure shelf.
"And I've got something for you," Misty said.
Ash started to rise. "What is it?"
"Don't sit up," she said, shoving him back down. "And your prize is…hours and hours of fart!"
Then she slammed her butt into his face, before he could react.
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These were just as stinky as the one that knocked him out earlier, if not more, and he began gagging like a Pipipek drillinginto a tree. Misty had researched how to keep one's victim conscious, because she wanted him toinhale every last drop in his wakeful state, rather than just letting it out whilehe wasn't even aware it was happening.
After an hour with trying to come up with a reason Misty was doing this, Ash couldonly conclude that it was because she favored water Pokemon, as obvious by her aquarium with Goldeen and Finneon in it, and his main was Pikachu, an Electric type, which had an advantage over water types, so this was her way of dealing with her dreagons.
He had no way of fathoming yet that she did this simply because he was a boy she thought it'd be funy to release gas on like girls in her anime did.
His only bright light that this would end after tonight, though how Misty could fart so much was a mystery, still ishe couldn't prevent him from leaving the next day, right?
But Misty was starting tounderstand why Whitney was so bent on her one guy. She felt she wouldn't be this excited with another dude beneath her, just Ash.
Of course she couldn't tell for sure, but she had no plans to test with other boys. This was where her butt belonged. On the face of Ash Ketchum, squirting out fart juice.