Henkle-Wokky by Aggie Escott
T'was nighttime, and our agents brave,
Did search and profile in the woods.
And Spencer Reid was looking cute,
As only Spencer could.
'Beware the Henkle-Wok my son,
And his really crazy dad.
Beware the angel Gabriel,
And shun them 'cos they're mad.'
He took his mobile phone and gun.
Longtime this Unsub they had sought,
And Reid and JJ went to see,
A witness, so they thought.
And while he searched the fields of corn,
The Henkle-Dad (tho really dead)
Came rushing at our little Reid,
And hit him round the head!
One two one two and thru and thru,
Our favorite kid just used his brain,
And tho Tobias poisoned him,
He managed to stay sane.
'And hast thou slain the Henkle-Wok?
Come to my arms my little Reid!'
O fabjous day! Calloo! Callay!'
Said Hotchner, very pleased.
T'was nighttime, and the BAU
Walked away back through the woods.
And Spencer held the poison tight,
As only Spencer could.
With apologies to Lewis Carol