Hi! I love chocolate, welcome to the random world of beezus, nim, mom, and mystery person I don't know the name of yet! Short first chapter, but I'm still getting details from my friends. Warning, this whole thing isn't going to be about a weird family, there'll be that and plain randomness. Curtsy of me and my friend Bethany who I kidnapped from her parents, but don't tell anyone.

Bethany- Hi! – twists my arm-

Me- No! – smacks- bad rabid dog, maybe I shouldn't have given you sugar.

Bethany- my dog doesn't have rabies shots! –bouncing up and down-

Me: great, hey Bethany-… uh, where'd you go? –crash- oh crap.