Naruto Style Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before
Christmas
And all through ninja land
No shinobi were stirring
Except the Akatsuki band.
Jiraiya was lying
Passed out in his bed
While visions of naked
girls
Danced in his head.
And Guy in his jumpsuit
And Kakashi in his mask
Were snuggled together
By a just emptied flask.
And then just outside
There arose a dark laugh.
Sasuke lurched out of bed
Like a newly born calf.
When he opened the door
He yelled in surprise.
Standing before him
Was a man with red eyes.
"Itachi!" Sasuke
screamed,
"Today is your end!
I'll kill you right now
Like you killed your best
friend!"
Itachi replied,
"Step aside, little
brother.
I come not for you
But instead for another.
I seek the Kyuubi,
The source of great power.
But if you try to stop me
This will be your last
hour."
Sasuke screamed and he
shouted
As his hand started to
glow.
Then the sound of a bird
flock
chirped over the snow.
Sasuke threw his arm
And his hit was direct.
His chidori hand
Went right through
Brother's chest.
"Sasuke!" Itachi
yelled,
"Wake up crazy kid!"
Sasuke opened his eyes
and he saw what he did.
It was all just a dream
But chidori was not.
It turns out Itachi
Was not whom he fought.
The ninja could barely
Believe what he saw.
"Oh my God,"
Sasuke shouted,
"I killed Santa
Claus!"