Title: The misadventures of Team Arrow:

Author: brittany34

Rating: Currently T, but that's subject to change.

Pairing: None

Characters: Felicity Smoak

Summary: A series on drabbles based on FML posts.

A/N Please feel free to send any you'd like to see written and I'll do my best. Enjoy!

When the Past Bites You in the Ass...

Felicity fell into her chair and glared down at the offending paper in her hand. She couldn't believe that this was happening to her... Again. She should have known when she ran into David at that crime scene that it would only lead to trouble.

At first, everything between the two of them had seemed fine. All of those creepy stalker tendencies that he had shown after she's broken up with him during her freshman year at MIT seemed to be gone.

He was a police officer now, and as his file showed, a stellar one at that. The Pride and Joy of Star City PD. She'd seen such a change in David that any worries she had about seeing him again was pushed aside. So she'd given her statement to him, signed it, and gone on her way.

She thought that would be that.

She was wrong.

It started off simply enough. A run in at the local cafe she gets her coffee from every morning. Another, this one literal, between their carts at the grocery store. Then finally a glimpse of him at the farmer's market one Saturday morning. She was definitely having flash backs at this point, Finally mustering up her nerve she marched over to him for answers.

David had shrugged her worries off and then suggested they get dinner to catch up. She was absolutely stunned, it was like he had no idea that his behavior wasn't normal. That it was making her uncomfortable, and if she was being completely honest, a bit scared too.

It was after she turned him down that the tickets started. Much like in college he didn't handle rejection well. The first ticket wasn't exactly suspect. She had been speeding, even if it was only five miles over the speed limit, she didn't think much of it. The second was for a broken taillight, one she had no idea was broken. It was then that her suspicions started to grow. She looked once again at the paper in her hand and knew for certain now that he was responsible for all her recent troubles with the law. This one was a parking ticket, it was on her car when she left her house that morning, her car that was parked in her own driveway.

This may be personal for him, but he had made a mistake. She wasn't that same scared girl from years before, and now it was personal for her too.

Her mind flashed back to a particularly embarrassing incident David had told her about from his high school days. A story that involved him and the rest of the lacrosse team streaking through a pep rally. An incident that had been heavily photographed. At the time he'd shrugged it off and told her everyone had taken the pictures posted online down. He thought he was safe, but he was wrong, because once something was online it was online forever... And if it was online she could find it.

Game on Ass Hat...

**Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex boyfriend... FML.**