hi people. two things on the agenda. the first one is sorry about the errors that my word program wouldent fix. i might as well type it one google chrome, which i recomend for people who don't spell very well. also, since i don't swear i wont post swears but very creative words like turkey and sheep. second thing on agenda is leave me a review. tell me if you liked it or hated it, what i should leave the same or change. i don't care, tell me about your pet rock for all i care. i want to know if people are reading my stories and liking what they are getting. and if you don't have a fanfiction, don't fret you can leave me a review too! how charming right? love with big, vibrant hugs twilightslittleangel


Bella Swan is rereading the same book, wishing that Charlie would unground me. UGGG

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Edward Cullen sorry, I cant come save you, besides I don't think that Charlie likes me

Jacob Black that's because he likes me better!

Alice Cullen well you deserve it for wearing that sweater two times in a row!

Emmett Cullen HA HA HA

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Jacob black if you weren't so involved with that filthy blood sucker I might not have wanted to give him your bike

Esme Cullen what book are you reading? Is it something good?

Bella Swan I'm reading pride and prejudice for the millionth time. Even ask Edward

Edward Cullen it is very much true mom

Carlisle Cullen well Bella, look on the bright side. You haven't hurt yourself in a long time now, but that is jinxing our luck isn't it. Darn.

Emmett Cullen daddy, start planning for the next Bella battle. You jinxed it so badly Alice had a moment

Alice Cullen nice save Emmett

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Rosalie hale you deserve it, and how many times do I have to say sorry

Bella Swan you haven't said it like you mean it and what you did was a cruel thing to do, risking your own brother's life like it was nothing!

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Angela Webber well, I care and I am bored with tons of homework. Can I come over today and we can do homework together

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Bella swan I have homework too, when can you come

Angela Webber at oneish

Bella swan okay I will be waiting

Emmett Cullen can I come too?

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Bella swan fine, you and all your siblings and Angela, bring who ever you want, just remember that Edward and his family are coming too

Angela Webber I invited mike, Ben, and Jessica

Mike Newton cool, I am coming and you finally added me Bella! I love you 3

Edward Cullen hey mike, cool it or I will break you into pieces and feed you to a dog. Understood?

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Mike Newton yes sir

Jane Volturi Bella, can I come to your house too and be grounded. I technically am hiding from Heidi, Alec, and felix. Good prank gone bad. So I am going to come over at one too.

Edward cullen jane this better not be some sick joke either

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Mike newton who the duck is jane?

Bella swan stay out of it mike

Jacob black shes only an evil, sadistic person that's only wish is to torture everyone on the earth

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Mike newton really, is she that bad

Jacob black I wouldn't say he's a she…

Jane volturi Jacob black I will have your hide on a wall if you don't shut the you know what up

Carlisle cullen lets settle this like normal people, Jacob, jane has now put a restraining order and a Facebook block on you. I suggest you do the same

Jacob black fine

Jasper hale I feel for you bella,, Alice has trapped me in her closet and I have no hopes of getting out

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Bella swan she does that to me every time I come over

Esme cullen Alice, treat your guest nicer. One would have thought that you would have better behavior

Alice cullen I do mom just she is practically my sister and….

Mike newton what! How is she practically your sister? You arent even related and I don't think that she is marring Edward yet without giving me a chance

Bella swan mike, you now have a restraining order. Obey by it or Charlie will lock you on the womens side of the jail cells and we will laugh and watch your mommy bail you out

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Emmett cullen good job bella! I am so proud of you

Edward cullen I didn't know you could even be mean

Jacob black you want mean, she isn't allowed to see me because of you

Mike newton what the Fresh snow?

Edward cullen never mind mike

Bella swan I have an idea for everyone, go get your homework and come over already, its almost one!

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