Ok.. I got bored and I just ate a great cake so I'm kinda ..HYPER!!!!!!
But besides that Welcome to the Yugi Motou Show!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.. but I still have the power to manipulate them to do my bidding.. *evil laugh.* People's I have to say one thing.. I hope you all review and if you do I shall give you cake and cookies and i'm lying.. and other strange and useless junk I find. So Review please. And I know you like it!!
The lights blare on blinding Yugi Motou who sits behind a desk.
Yugi: "STUPID LIGHTS!!!"
Yami: "Just say damn. You know you want to.."
Yugi: "I will not curse you damn Yami."
Yami: -_-;
Yugi: "My eyes burn.." *squints and his eyes pop out* "Come BACK!!" *runs after his eyes*
Yami: -_-; "Don't worry it's only his contacts."
Yugi: "DAMN CONTACTS!!!" *sits back in his chair and places the contacts where they belong (in his eyes) * "How come I have to wear contacts? Huh? I'm the hero of the story and I say no contacts."
Yami: "Actually.. I am.."
Yugi: "Go be gay with Seto or something!"
Yami: "I AM NOT GAY!!! YOU DAMN FUCKERS!!! I TOLD YOU ONCE AND I'LL TELL YOU AGAIN I'M NOT GAY!!!"
Yugi: "Liar."
Yami: "Don't make me use my powers!!!"
Yugi: "Like what? The 'I can't remember anything' spell?"
Yami: "No the 'Obliterate' one moron."
AyariChan02: "if you two don't start working I'll call over the monkey from the petting zoo!"
Yugi: @_@ "NOOOOO!!!!" *jumps ten feet in the air and hides under the desk* "No monkey.. no.."*twitching*
Yami: -_-; "Did you have to bring up the monkey?"
AyariChan02: "Get to work or I'll call The monkey who's friend lives in the petting zoo."
Yami: @_@ *screams* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE MONKEY!!!"
Technical Dude: "I don't think our viewers know what the Monkey from down the lane is."
AyariChan02: "Then roll the clip!"
Yugi: "MONKEY NO!!! NO MONKEY!!!"
Yami: " OBLITERATE MONKEY!!!"
Everyone else: -_-;
The screen fades and shows Yami and Yugi at a petting zoo.
Yugi: "I like zoo's!"
Yami: "I'm not petting that goat."
Yugi: *hugs goat* "But goats are sooooo cute!!
Yami: "I'm not doing it.."
Yugi: "Fine. You spoiled brat." *walks over to the monkey cages*
Yami: "What is that ugly thing?" *points to baboon.*
Yugi: "It's a monkey! Pretty monkey!!!" *pokes at monkey.*
Monkey: OOOAAAAHHH!!! *puts but in Yugi's face*
Yugi: "NNNOOOOOOO!! MOKEY POOO!!!"
Yami: *laughing his head off*
Yugi: *twitching on the floor *
Monkey: "OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Jumps on another cage and opens it.* "OOOOOWWWWWAAAAA"
Yami: *taps Yugi* Er.. Yugi?"
Ryou runs into the area and grabs the baboon. Yami Bakura follows him and then snatches the monkey by the tail.
Y. Bakura: "DUMB ASS MONKEYS!!!" *Throws monkey on ground.*
Ryou: "Um.. I don't think we should have done that.."
Y. Bakura: "Why not?"
Ryou: *stares at the group of monkeys about to attack with their mouths foaming* That's why..
Y. Bakura: "What the hell are they doing?" *notices the foaming mouths* "They have RAIBIES!! Cool they have raibies! I want one!!!" *Grabs a monkey which bites him*
Yugi: "HI BAKURA!!!"
Yami: -_-; "What are you doing here Bakura?"
Ryou: " We work here part time." *smiles*
Y. Bakura: "I like rabies!" *bites Yami* "HAH!! Now you shall die pharoh!!"
Yami: "YUCK!!! I HAVE RABIES!!!"
Ryou: "It's a nice surprise to see you here Yugi."
Yugi: "Same here.. but.. what are we going to do about the monkeys?"
The 4 look up at the monkeys.
Yami: "WHO CARES ABOUT MONKEYS!! WHAT ABOUT MY RABIES!!"
Yugi and Ryou: -_-;
Y. Bakura: "Now Pharaoh feel the burning of the rabies as they infect you!!"
Yami: "So you'll die too."
Jounouchi: *runs over* MONKEY! MONKEY! *grabs a monkey and beings to pet him ferociously* "I love monkey. I shall name him Monkey and he shall be mine. My little monkey. I wll love him and pet him and hold him and squeeze him and call him George!"
Yugi: -_-; "Jou.. Those monkeys have raibies."
Jou: "Is that a kind of cake? I want some!"
Y. Bakura: "No you bastard. Besides. You can't name it twice."
Jou: "It's name is Monkey George Jounouchi!"
Everyone but Jou: -_-;
The monkeys attack and the flashback cuts off.
Yugi: "Ok Ok. I'll start.." *manages to seat himself on the chair. The table comes to the top of his eyes.* "Ahem"
Yami: "Oh yeah.. I forgot to set up your phone books." *slides three phone books under Yugi's butt.*
Yugi: "Well now to our first guest.. Goku form Dragon Ball Z!"
Goku steps on stage and sits in a chair.
Yugi: "He's tall.."
Yami: "What do you mean tall?"
Yugi: "He's tall.. he's like 6 foot 29!!"
Yami: "Yugi everyone looks 6 feet 29 to you."
Goku: "Wait.. am on a t.v. show?"
Yugi: "Well duh, Mr. Son."
Yugi: "Tall people are stupid."
Yami: "Don't' be ass. You'll have a growth spurt soon."
Yugi: "When I do I'll take over the world with my tall powers!"
Yami: "Yugi the tallest you'll get is 5 foot 3."
Yugi: "DAMMIT!! I HATE TALL PEOPLE!! HATE!!" *starts to foam at the mouth*
Yami: "You said you got your rabies shot!"
Yugi: *foaming* "I hate needles."
Goku: -_-; "Um.. I am the guest here. Shouldn't you two be talking to me?"
Yugi: "Tall man is right."
Yami: "So Goku.. What do you do for a living?"
Goku: "Save the world. It's fun! Especially using the Kamehameha and the spirit bomb!"
Yugi: "That's my job!"
Yami: "Exactly!! We save the world not you!"
Yugi: "YEAH!! YOU STUPID TALL PERSON!!!!"
Goku: *sinks in his chair* "Ok.."
Yugi: "Stealer of Jobs.. I'll call you Yami Goku. You evil stealer!!"
Yugi: -_-; "So are you married?"
Goku: "Yep. My wife's name is ChiChi. She's mean some times and let me tell ya. She has a bad temper. I mean gosh. All I did was die a few times and she goes ballistic when I come back!"
Yugi: "Good you got what you deserved."
ChiChi: *stomps up on stage* "BAD TEMPER??!! GOKU YOU'RE COMING HOME!!"
Yugi: "SECURITY!!!"
3 officers manage to pull ChiChi off the stage.
Goku: "Thanks.. I'm afraid she'll want to kill me later.."
Yami: "You died?"
Goku: "Yep. It was fun. Visiting King Kai and Bubbles and everyone else that's up there."
Yami: "Bubbles?"
Goku: "A monkey."
Yami: "MONKEY!!!!!" *hides under desk and starts twitching*
Yugi: *pulls a load of wax out his ears.* "So do you have any tricks to show us?"
Goku: "What kind of tricks?"
Yami: *comes out from under desk smiling* "You know a fun trick." ^_^
Goku: "Like a trick with balls? Like with my balls? Like with the holy balls that pulse with the power of a thousand moons? Like the Dragon Balls?! Like my balls?! Like my wrinkly balls?!"
Yami: ^_^; "Actually like a trick as in you're powers."
Goku: "Like the power of my balls?! Like the power of the Dragon Balls?!"
Yugi: "Security."
Goku is dragged of stage by 30 officers as he screams about balls.
Yugi: "Thank god."
Yami: "Thank the mighty Ra!!" *stands up like a preacher* "For we all know his powers are holy! His powers can rule the world! He can do anything as long as we believe! As long as we praise him!! PRAISE RA!!!"
Yugi: "Yami! What did we say about preaching about Ra?"
Yami: "Don't.."
Yugi: "So what are you going to do?"
Yami: "Sit down and stop praising Ra."
Yugi: "SO DO IT!"
Yami: *sits down* "But still.. Ra is all."
Yugi: "Marik is supposed to preach about Ra, anyway."
Yami: "Sorry. I just wanted to try it. As the king of-"
AyariChan02: "Isn't there another guest speaker?"
Yamii: *looks down at the list on the table.* "Nope. It says that tomorrow we talk to Ayari K. Crawford."
AyariChan02: "Oh.. I know who she is."
Yugi: "Duh. You wrote about her."
Yami: "Well at least this gives us a chance to meet her."
Yugi: *gets a expression of awe* : ) "Do you think she'll really come?"
Yami: -_-; "Probably."
Yugi: *looks down at list and realizes it say's Marik Ishtar and Yami Bakura* "You jerk!!! YOU BASTARD!! YOU LIED!!!"
Yami: "What did we say about cursing?"
Yugi: "Don't.."
Yami: "So?"
Yugi: "Sorry. I liked it though.. the rage and the anger!! IT WAS HEAVEN!! PURE FUCKI-"
Yami: "YUGI!!"
AyariChan02: "Let's see.. what can we do about his. We still have 15 minutes on air." *looks around at technical dude* "Put on a comer-"
Random Fan Girl #1: "YUGI!! WE LOVE YOU!!!" *jumps up and down in seat in the audience. Runs up and hugs Yugi*
Yugi: *being glomped* ".. Help please."
Random Fan Girl #2: "LET'S STEAL HIS BUCKLES AND SELL THEM ON EBAY!!!"
The fan girls all attack Yugi and run off with the buckles that were once on his body and/or clothes.
Yugi: "I feel so naked."
Yami: "Duh. When was the last time you took those things off?"
Yugi: ".. Well.. I've had them on for about 2 years.."
Yami: -_-; "Did you wash with those dumb things on?"
Yugi: "Yeah.." *thinks a moment* "Maybe that's why grandpa kept yelling at me!!"
Yami: -_-; "I tried to tell you to take them things off."
AyariChan02: " We still have 5 minutes."
Yami: "Can I tell them about my wonderful win against Kaiba? How I kicked his ass to Timbuktu?"
Yugi: "OOO!! I love that story!!"
Yami: "Story? It was all true."
Seto: *storms on stage* "LIAR!! I WOULD HAVE WON!!!"
Random Fan Girl #3: "KIABA!!! I LOVE YOU!!"
Seto: "I know."
Yugi: "You're full of yourself."
Seto: "I know."
Yami: "Well I still whooped your ass fair and square."
Seto: "DUEL!! I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER I HOLD!!"
Yami: "Seto Kaiba. Get over it. I beat you so bad!"
Mokuba: *runs on stage* "MY BIG BROTHER COULD HAVE BEATEN YOU!! Hey Yugi."
Yugi: " 'Sup Mokuba? WELL MY YAMI COULD HAVE DESTROYED YOUR BRO ANY DAY!!!"
Mokuba: "Nothin' much. YEAH RIGHT!!"
AyariChan02: *faces crowd.* " As much as you like to see Seto, Yami, Yugi, and Mokuba argue.. we are out of time. But we will be back with another episode of.. The Yugi Motou Shou!"
Did you like it? Huh? Well tell me who should come in next after Yami Bakura and Marik Ishtar for the next episode. What should Y. Bakura and Marik do? Tell me and I'll write it! ^_^!
Ja-Ne!
But besides that Welcome to the Yugi Motou Show!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.. but I still have the power to manipulate them to do my bidding.. *evil laugh.* People's I have to say one thing.. I hope you all review and if you do I shall give you cake and cookies and i'm lying.. and other strange and useless junk I find. So Review please. And I know you like it!!
The lights blare on blinding Yugi Motou who sits behind a desk.
Yugi: "STUPID LIGHTS!!!"
Yami: "Just say damn. You know you want to.."
Yugi: "I will not curse you damn Yami."
Yami: -_-;
Yugi: "My eyes burn.." *squints and his eyes pop out* "Come BACK!!" *runs after his eyes*
Yami: -_-; "Don't worry it's only his contacts."
Yugi: "DAMN CONTACTS!!!" *sits back in his chair and places the contacts where they belong (in his eyes) * "How come I have to wear contacts? Huh? I'm the hero of the story and I say no contacts."
Yami: "Actually.. I am.."
Yugi: "Go be gay with Seto or something!"
Yami: "I AM NOT GAY!!! YOU DAMN FUCKERS!!! I TOLD YOU ONCE AND I'LL TELL YOU AGAIN I'M NOT GAY!!!"
Yugi: "Liar."
Yami: "Don't make me use my powers!!!"
Yugi: "Like what? The 'I can't remember anything' spell?"
Yami: "No the 'Obliterate' one moron."
AyariChan02: "if you two don't start working I'll call over the monkey from the petting zoo!"
Yugi: @_@ "NOOOOO!!!!" *jumps ten feet in the air and hides under the desk* "No monkey.. no.."*twitching*
Yami: -_-; "Did you have to bring up the monkey?"
AyariChan02: "Get to work or I'll call The monkey who's friend lives in the petting zoo."
Yami: @_@ *screams* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE MONKEY!!!"
Technical Dude: "I don't think our viewers know what the Monkey from down the lane is."
AyariChan02: "Then roll the clip!"
Yugi: "MONKEY NO!!! NO MONKEY!!!"
Yami: " OBLITERATE MONKEY!!!"
Everyone else: -_-;
The screen fades and shows Yami and Yugi at a petting zoo.
Yugi: "I like zoo's!"
Yami: "I'm not petting that goat."
Yugi: *hugs goat* "But goats are sooooo cute!!
Yami: "I'm not doing it.."
Yugi: "Fine. You spoiled brat." *walks over to the monkey cages*
Yami: "What is that ugly thing?" *points to baboon.*
Yugi: "It's a monkey! Pretty monkey!!!" *pokes at monkey.*
Monkey: OOOAAAAHHH!!! *puts but in Yugi's face*
Yugi: "NNNOOOOOOO!! MOKEY POOO!!!"
Yami: *laughing his head off*
Yugi: *twitching on the floor *
Monkey: "OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Jumps on another cage and opens it.* "OOOOOWWWWWAAAAA"
Yami: *taps Yugi* Er.. Yugi?"
Ryou runs into the area and grabs the baboon. Yami Bakura follows him and then snatches the monkey by the tail.
Y. Bakura: "DUMB ASS MONKEYS!!!" *Throws monkey on ground.*
Ryou: "Um.. I don't think we should have done that.."
Y. Bakura: "Why not?"
Ryou: *stares at the group of monkeys about to attack with their mouths foaming* That's why..
Y. Bakura: "What the hell are they doing?" *notices the foaming mouths* "They have RAIBIES!! Cool they have raibies! I want one!!!" *Grabs a monkey which bites him*
Yugi: "HI BAKURA!!!"
Yami: -_-; "What are you doing here Bakura?"
Ryou: " We work here part time." *smiles*
Y. Bakura: "I like rabies!" *bites Yami* "HAH!! Now you shall die pharoh!!"
Yami: "YUCK!!! I HAVE RABIES!!!"
Ryou: "It's a nice surprise to see you here Yugi."
Yugi: "Same here.. but.. what are we going to do about the monkeys?"
The 4 look up at the monkeys.
Yami: "WHO CARES ABOUT MONKEYS!! WHAT ABOUT MY RABIES!!"
Yugi and Ryou: -_-;
Y. Bakura: "Now Pharaoh feel the burning of the rabies as they infect you!!"
Yami: "So you'll die too."
Jounouchi: *runs over* MONKEY! MONKEY! *grabs a monkey and beings to pet him ferociously* "I love monkey. I shall name him Monkey and he shall be mine. My little monkey. I wll love him and pet him and hold him and squeeze him and call him George!"
Yugi: -_-; "Jou.. Those monkeys have raibies."
Jou: "Is that a kind of cake? I want some!"
Y. Bakura: "No you bastard. Besides. You can't name it twice."
Jou: "It's name is Monkey George Jounouchi!"
Everyone but Jou: -_-;
The monkeys attack and the flashback cuts off.
Yugi: "Ok Ok. I'll start.." *manages to seat himself on the chair. The table comes to the top of his eyes.* "Ahem"
Yami: "Oh yeah.. I forgot to set up your phone books." *slides three phone books under Yugi's butt.*
Yugi: "Well now to our first guest.. Goku form Dragon Ball Z!"
Goku steps on stage and sits in a chair.
Yugi: "He's tall.."
Yami: "What do you mean tall?"
Yugi: "He's tall.. he's like 6 foot 29!!"
Yami: "Yugi everyone looks 6 feet 29 to you."
Goku: "Wait.. am on a t.v. show?"
Yugi: "Well duh, Mr. Son."
Yugi: "Tall people are stupid."
Yami: "Don't' be ass. You'll have a growth spurt soon."
Yugi: "When I do I'll take over the world with my tall powers!"
Yami: "Yugi the tallest you'll get is 5 foot 3."
Yugi: "DAMMIT!! I HATE TALL PEOPLE!! HATE!!" *starts to foam at the mouth*
Yami: "You said you got your rabies shot!"
Yugi: *foaming* "I hate needles."
Goku: -_-; "Um.. I am the guest here. Shouldn't you two be talking to me?"
Yugi: "Tall man is right."
Yami: "So Goku.. What do you do for a living?"
Goku: "Save the world. It's fun! Especially using the Kamehameha and the spirit bomb!"
Yugi: "That's my job!"
Yami: "Exactly!! We save the world not you!"
Yugi: "YEAH!! YOU STUPID TALL PERSON!!!!"
Goku: *sinks in his chair* "Ok.."
Yugi: "Stealer of Jobs.. I'll call you Yami Goku. You evil stealer!!"
Yugi: -_-; "So are you married?"
Goku: "Yep. My wife's name is ChiChi. She's mean some times and let me tell ya. She has a bad temper. I mean gosh. All I did was die a few times and she goes ballistic when I come back!"
Yugi: "Good you got what you deserved."
ChiChi: *stomps up on stage* "BAD TEMPER??!! GOKU YOU'RE COMING HOME!!"
Yugi: "SECURITY!!!"
3 officers manage to pull ChiChi off the stage.
Goku: "Thanks.. I'm afraid she'll want to kill me later.."
Yami: "You died?"
Goku: "Yep. It was fun. Visiting King Kai and Bubbles and everyone else that's up there."
Yami: "Bubbles?"
Goku: "A monkey."
Yami: "MONKEY!!!!!" *hides under desk and starts twitching*
Yugi: *pulls a load of wax out his ears.* "So do you have any tricks to show us?"
Goku: "What kind of tricks?"
Yami: *comes out from under desk smiling* "You know a fun trick." ^_^
Goku: "Like a trick with balls? Like with my balls? Like with the holy balls that pulse with the power of a thousand moons? Like the Dragon Balls?! Like my balls?! Like my wrinkly balls?!"
Yami: ^_^; "Actually like a trick as in you're powers."
Goku: "Like the power of my balls?! Like the power of the Dragon Balls?!"
Yugi: "Security."
Goku is dragged of stage by 30 officers as he screams about balls.
Yugi: "Thank god."
Yami: "Thank the mighty Ra!!" *stands up like a preacher* "For we all know his powers are holy! His powers can rule the world! He can do anything as long as we believe! As long as we praise him!! PRAISE RA!!!"
Yugi: "Yami! What did we say about preaching about Ra?"
Yami: "Don't.."
Yugi: "So what are you going to do?"
Yami: "Sit down and stop praising Ra."
Yugi: "SO DO IT!"
Yami: *sits down* "But still.. Ra is all."
Yugi: "Marik is supposed to preach about Ra, anyway."
Yami: "Sorry. I just wanted to try it. As the king of-"
AyariChan02: "Isn't there another guest speaker?"
Yamii: *looks down at the list on the table.* "Nope. It says that tomorrow we talk to Ayari K. Crawford."
AyariChan02: "Oh.. I know who she is."
Yugi: "Duh. You wrote about her."
Yami: "Well at least this gives us a chance to meet her."
Yugi: *gets a expression of awe* : ) "Do you think she'll really come?"
Yami: -_-; "Probably."
Yugi: *looks down at list and realizes it say's Marik Ishtar and Yami Bakura* "You jerk!!! YOU BASTARD!! YOU LIED!!!"
Yami: "What did we say about cursing?"
Yugi: "Don't.."
Yami: "So?"
Yugi: "Sorry. I liked it though.. the rage and the anger!! IT WAS HEAVEN!! PURE FUCKI-"
Yami: "YUGI!!"
AyariChan02: "Let's see.. what can we do about his. We still have 15 minutes on air." *looks around at technical dude* "Put on a comer-"
Random Fan Girl #1: "YUGI!! WE LOVE YOU!!!" *jumps up and down in seat in the audience. Runs up and hugs Yugi*
Yugi: *being glomped* ".. Help please."
Random Fan Girl #2: "LET'S STEAL HIS BUCKLES AND SELL THEM ON EBAY!!!"
The fan girls all attack Yugi and run off with the buckles that were once on his body and/or clothes.
Yugi: "I feel so naked."
Yami: "Duh. When was the last time you took those things off?"
Yugi: ".. Well.. I've had them on for about 2 years.."
Yami: -_-; "Did you wash with those dumb things on?"
Yugi: "Yeah.." *thinks a moment* "Maybe that's why grandpa kept yelling at me!!"
Yami: -_-; "I tried to tell you to take them things off."
AyariChan02: " We still have 5 minutes."
Yami: "Can I tell them about my wonderful win against Kaiba? How I kicked his ass to Timbuktu?"
Yugi: "OOO!! I love that story!!"
Yami: "Story? It was all true."
Seto: *storms on stage* "LIAR!! I WOULD HAVE WON!!!"
Random Fan Girl #3: "KIABA!!! I LOVE YOU!!"
Seto: "I know."
Yugi: "You're full of yourself."
Seto: "I know."
Yami: "Well I still whooped your ass fair and square."
Seto: "DUEL!! I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER I HOLD!!"
Yami: "Seto Kaiba. Get over it. I beat you so bad!"
Mokuba: *runs on stage* "MY BIG BROTHER COULD HAVE BEATEN YOU!! Hey Yugi."
Yugi: " 'Sup Mokuba? WELL MY YAMI COULD HAVE DESTROYED YOUR BRO ANY DAY!!!"
Mokuba: "Nothin' much. YEAH RIGHT!!"
AyariChan02: *faces crowd.* " As much as you like to see Seto, Yami, Yugi, and Mokuba argue.. we are out of time. But we will be back with another episode of.. The Yugi Motou Shou!"
Did you like it? Huh? Well tell me who should come in next after Yami Bakura and Marik Ishtar for the next episode. What should Y. Bakura and Marik do? Tell me and I'll write it! ^_^!
Ja-Ne!