A/n- u guys bettah liek this or im tellin mah motha. she wil ban all ov u. i meen it11!
my name iz scarlet obsidian super-emo mira day. i hav natural bleu hair taht goes down to my hips and i liek it a lot. it is very strait. i also have purple eyez and every1 luvs me! i go to hogwarts an my best freind iz depressus- formerly nown as Blaze Zamboni. i am not related 2 amy lee but i wish i was- she is supah hawt and i wuld grow male penis to stick in her. right now i is wearing green sweeater and black leggings (if u call me a wannabe jock, i stab u throo computer. i am emo duh). also did i mention that i goes to hogwarts. it is best schooling in scottland and i am fifteen but i am super smart! that means i am in year seven, even tho i am 2 years yunger than all ze stoodents in my grade. i am in slytherin house which is most emo house. ravenclaw iz for ze nerds, hufflepuff iz for loners and gryffindor is for ze jocks and slytherin iz for emos. also i have pale skin which makes me look like a unicorn.
"hey scarlet." draco malfoy, a fuckboy in year 7 asks
"wut." i reply
"hav six with me plz." he begs
"no" i sternly say
"y naut" he complains
"u smell wierd" i retort.
"u r not nice scarlet. i like u anyways becuz u r so pretty and hawt" he says
"i liek depressus more tan u." i say
"why" he cries "im gonna go slit my wrist and kill myself."
draco takes his knife and stabs his wrist but i take it in my hand and uze my super mmagical heeling powahs and keeep him alive. he stabs me with his knife but becuz im a magicall heeling unicron, i become immofrtal. well nawt immortal, but he can't kill me. professor severus sanpe cums and says, "thrity points to slyferin for attackin anothr student."
a/n shuld i continue? by teh way, scarlet iz not marry suu. she haz flaws. shes a unicron!