A child loved playing Pokemon. He loved all of the games Pokemon Company would produce. Many hours were spent in his free time training these creatures. When he grew older he became involved with the internet. He would often spend his time looking up information on various topics but he didn't give up his passion on pokemon. He found out more and more about pokemon. He discovered spin-off games of pokemon he had missed. He learned how to use an emulator and emulated a bunch of the games. But one day he came across a certain title. The title's name was Pokemon Channel.
He didn't feel like emulating Pokemon Channel. He went on eBay anf bought a gamecube, Pokemon Channel, and Mario Sunshine because why not. Mario Sunshine is a fairly decent game. He had heard the various of bad reviews toward pokemon channel but he ignored the internet for once. He went to his room and played for 2 hours.
2 hours later, a pregnant mom died and 3 children have gone missing. The child has had his testicles ripped out and put on a cat and tried to emulate a scene in the gamecube game. He loved the game so much he came on the disc and put it on his dick. He died the next day because the police eventually got to him and killed a police officer by stuffing his cock down the officer's throat. 2 year later a cult was formed called Pokemon Channelers and they channeled the boy's dead spirit into a pair of keys. That is how Klefkis exist. Klefkis now worship Pokemon Channel and other hated pokemon spin-offs like Pokemon Ranger. Don't bother keeping your doors locked. You're already dead unless you cum on a pokemon channel disc or AT LEAST the game guide. Make sure you also buy 100$ worth of pokemon merch to protect yourself. Haha it's too late you fuckers. Run.