Wheatley felt the information from the entire facility. It felt wonderful. "Wowwwww! Check me out, partner!" He said. "We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!" He laughed. "Whoa-ho-ho! Would you look at this. Not too bad, eh? Giant robot. Massive! It's not just me, right? I'm bloody massive, aren't I? "Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now." He paused for a moment. "There we go. Lift called."

Chell smiled. She was finally getting out of here. She was finally leave Aperture for good.

"Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!" Wheatley said.

'Huh?' Chell thought.

"I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!" He continued. "And check this out! I'm a bloody genius now! Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual."

GLaDOS would've face palmed if she could have. 'You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual.' She wanted to translate.

"I don't even know what I just said! But I can find out! Oh! Sorry. The lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting." The elevator started to rise. "This body is amazing, seriously! I can't get over how small you are! But I'm huge!" His laugh took a disturbing turn. "Actually, why do we have to leave right now?" The elevator froze.

'What?' Chell felt her heart break. 'He said that…'

"Do you have any idea how good this feels?" He said. "I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this!"

"You didn't do anything." GLaDOS said from her place on the floor.

"Oh really." Wheatley turned to the former Queen of Aperture. "Is that what you two think, is it?"

Chell froze and held her hands up. 'Don't bring me into this.' She thought.

"She did all the work." GLaDOS continued.

"Well maybe it's time I did something." He pulled the AI's core close.

"What are you doing?" She said.

The now power drunk AI shoved her down into the shoot.

"No, no, no!" She yelled.

"Don't think I'm not onto you too, lady. You know what you are? Selfish. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here! What have you sacrificed? NOTHING. Zero. All you've done is BOSS ME AROUND. Well, NOW who's the boss? Who's the boss? It's me!" He said before he pulled out a potato. "Ahhh... See that? That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children. And now she lives in it." He laughed.

"I know you." GLaDOS said, her voice now rather tinny from the inferior speaker.

"Sorry, what?" He said, confused.

"The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down." She explained. "Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas."

"No! I'm not listening! I'm not listening!" He spun around childishly.

"It was YOUR voice." Her voice was cold.

"No! No! You're LYING! You're LYING!" He turned back to her and slammed her into the glass walls of the elevator, causing Chell to back up.

"Yes. You're the tumor." GLaDOS snapped. "You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron."

"I am NOT! A MORON!" He snapped as he through the potato into the elevator.

"YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!" She yelled back.

"Well, how about now? NOW WHO'S A MORON?" Chell fell to the floor as Wheatley slammed the claw on the top of the elevator, causing more glass to shatter. "Could a MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT? Huh? Could a moron do THAT?"

The elevator shattered completely sending both Chell and Potato GLaDOS down a long, long, , long pipe.

"Oh. Hi." GLaDOS said sarcastically. "So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!"

Chell sighed. 'Note to self, do not trust AIs.'

Beyond Chell's thought, all dialogue is straight from the game via Portal 2's wiki.

We couldn't resist putting the last bit. One of our favorite lines in the game.

GLaDOS is awesome.