When Fangirls Go A-Hunting

By: Neko-chan

Disclaimer and A/N: The only thing that I own in this story are my original characters. Everything else, I do not. This fic will be a MAJOR crossover. And it isn't limited to just anime. The fangirls will be 'hunting' Bishounen in books, anime, TV shows, real life, and so on. Be afraid. Be very afraid.... ;D

Chapter One

The war-whoop tore through the air, followed by the pitter-patter of several pairs of feet running stealthily through the underbrush. In a pocket of light provided by the full moon, a young girl ran after her prey. Her long red-orange hair--hair that would come down to her thighs if she let it out of her braid--streamed out from behind her. The girl's silvery gray eyes flashed and she smiled evilly. A huge sword, a sword that girls her age could barely lift, let alone run with, was strapped to her back. Her other weapons included a crossbow, a long bow, several other swords, a couple of daggers, a glaive (how she ran with it without impaling herself, the author has no clue), a couple of guns, and a mini-Uzi. She also had a weapons bag back in her Jeep Wrangler Sport that people were terrified of going through, with good reason.

Arashi gave one more war-whoop and quickly darted away. Following her, barely able to keep up, came her two best friends, Duet and Jade Akutenshi (Jade for short). They were both smaller than the red-head by several inches, though this didn't mean much. When it came down to it, all three were just fangirls.

Duet, Arashi's best friend, had long light brown hair arranged in two braids down her back. It came to her mid-back, though she planned on growing in longer. Much longer, if she had any say in the matter. Her dark brown eyes darted from side to side, searching for their prey at a much leisurely pace.

Jade followed up the rear, smaller even than Duet. She also had brown hair, but it was so dark that it was almost black. Dark brown eyes crinkled in unholy delight as the short girl continued to look around, searching for the girls' prey as all three of them were doing.

Out of all of the girls, Arashi was the one who dealt with weapons and tracking. And, for someone her age, she was very intelligent and was good at predicting how people react to different situations. She was the brains--and muscle--of the hunting party. Duet, on the other hand was very charismatic, which is why she dealt with captured Bishounen and people who stumbled into their hunting expedition. Jade was a little of everything, but she was mainly the girls' cook and computer expert (though Arashi was good at physics and stuff like that). Arashi didn't like cooking, and the red-head and Jade weren't going to risk their lives on trying Duet's food. They were brave, but not THAT brave. Rumor had it, the braided girl's cooking was even worse than AKANE TENDO'S cooking.

Jade and Duet paused for a moment, listening to the forest surrounding them. They had lost Arashi--she had been running too fast to keep up. Sometimes, there were downsides of having short legs. This was one of the times.

"Where'd she go?!" Jade growled, tapping a foot against the moss-covered ground. Patience was a virtue-it just didn't happen to be one of HER virtues.

Duet smiled and her brown eyes crinkled in amusement. "Stop being so anxious. You know that we'll find her and you know that Arashi will catch the Bishie. She's good and she hasn't lost her target yet. After all, with those long legs of hers, she can run almost twice as fast as us."

Jade nodded. "I know. It's just...once we capture THIS particular Bishie, then we can go after the one that I want! I've been waiting patiently until now...so far, we've only gone after the Bishies that Arashi likes. It isn't fair!"

"Well, I wouldn't tell that to her face," Duet commented. "Remember Bob?" Jade nodded and shuddered a bit. 'Bob' was Arashi's favorite weapon--a bazooka. Luckily (or unluckily as Arashi would put it), she hadn't had the chance to use it. "Besides, Arashi is the one with the dimension hopper. She's the one that likes all that confusing math-stuff. After all, isn't she the one that said that Calculus is fun?"

Sighing in defeat, Jade said, "I know. Also, in a way, we can look at these hunts as practice. Soon, I'll finally get my Duo-chan!!"

"You said we get to share Duo-kins," Duet pouted, glaring at Jade from underneath her brown lashes.

Giving the braided girl an innocent look, Jade asked, "Really? I don't seem to remember that deal and/or promise.... Why don't you have Quatre instead?"

"I DO want Quatre....but I want my Duo-kins more!!"

Before the two brown-haired girls could get into an all-out war over Duo Maxwell, a familiar war-whoop filled the air. Duet and Jade could sense Arashi's wicked glee at catching her 'prey' even through the war-whoop.

"Some things never change," Duet said, rolling her eyes. As one, the two girls made off towards where they last heard the noise.

The sight that greeted them was the tall red-head straddling Zelgadis' hips, grinning down at her catch. She wiped a bead of sweat off of her forehead and her eyes sparkled in unholy amusement. Unfortunately, Zelgadis was not in as good of a mood as Arashi. "Ha!" the girl began. "You thought that you could get away from me, ne? Well, you didn't! And I finally caught you!"

Grinning smugly to herself, Arashi reached down into her pocket and drew out a funny looking machine. Pressing a button, a huge vortex opened. "In you go into hammer-space," she murmured, shooing her new catch into the void.

Finally dusting off her hands, Arashi grinned at her friends. "So, who's up for going to the Gundam universe?"

"I definitely am!" Jade retorted.

"I can't wait!" Duet exclaimed, practically bouncing on the balls of her feet.

And so, with yet another press of a button on her machine, a portal opened up in front of the fangirls. They grinned at each other; then, one by one, they stepped into the portal and were transported to another dimension....this one where Gundams ruled the battlefield and cute teenage boys changed history.

The last words that Arashi said before she closed the portal were: "Wu-chan, Hee-chan, and Tro-chan, here I come!"

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"So this is it?" Duet asked curiously as she shielded her bright brown eyes from the merciless sun shining above the small group. She pursed her lips for a moment, then dug into her own hammer-space, looking for a pair of sunglasses. Unfortunately, that was the one thing that she had forgotten to pack. Arashi and Jade hadn't forgotten, however, and Jade tossed a pair at Duet while she donned her second set.

"So, how do we find these guys?" Jade asked, touching her lips thoughtfully as she glared out into the distance. All around them was desert. It looked as if no one had lived their for centuries--if at all. But appearances were often deceiving and Arashi knew that there was a Gundam pilot nearby. One, she sensed it with her hunter's instincts. And Two....well, that's what her dimension-hopper said. Hey, she was a genius, not a mind reader!

"Easy," Arashi finally replied. "We pretend to be female Gundam pilots. After all, how hard can it be? The hardest thing that we'll have to do is trick Heero, Wufei, and Trowa. They're too smart to trick easily. Quatre is too trusting; he'll fall into the trap easily. And Duo...well, Duo is usually too hyper to notice anything. Occasionally, he WILL notice something, but by then it'll be too late."

Jade and Duet stared at their friend for a minute. Finally, Duet asked: "You've thought about this for a long time, haven't you?"

Just as Jade said: "Okay, Arashi...no Bob for you while you're around Heero and Trowa."

Arashi sighed and shook her head. "You guys...I'm perfectly safe." To this, she was met with snorts of disbelief. "No, really I am. It's just that....I'm half Irish and half Norwegian. That means that I have warrior blood in me; I have Viking blood. It's not MY fault I enjoy these hunts!"

Jade nodded thoughtfully. "Okay...but we're also taking away Querida," the small girl said, talking about the red-head's tank. (Hey, when I said that Arashi was the weapons expert, I meant the whole enchilada. In fact, Jade and Duet wouldn't have been surprised if Arashi had a bomb or two, if not a real atom bomb...)

Pouting, Arashi said, "You wouldn't do that. We need weapons here, in this dimension. After all, if we don't have any weapons, how do we claim that we're Gundam pilots, ne? Admit it, we need my babies." 'Babies' meaning her weapons. Suddenly, Arashi froze. She tilted her head to the side and looked out over the desert to the west. "There!! That's were our Bishie is hiding!"

And so, she started jogging towards the sense, her gaze never wavering from her goal. The two brown-haired girls stood in the spot they had arrived in for several more minutes. Then, looking at each other and shrugging, they followed their warrior friend.

"Well, better to die looking for our Bishie than to die standing around," Jade philosophized. She darted a look at Duet, who stuck her tongue out.

"Better to not die at all," the braided girl replied.

"Amen to that," Jade retorted. And so, the two girls picked up their pace, practically running. Yet another time when having short legs sucked.

A/N: Ne....so, what'd ya think? I hope it didn't suck too badly.... Anyway, WHAT Gundam boy are they going to run into out in the desert? Is it going to be Wu-bear, Hee-chan, Tro-chan, Q-man, or Duo-kins? What lil' 'hunting' expeditions await our brave (and obsessed) explorers?

*blinks* Like I'm gonna tell you! Guess that means that ya gotta wait until the next chapter! ;D Ja! *huggles*

~Neko-chan