Pre-fic Rant:

BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!

It's more random insanity from Kasa no Miko!!!!!!
We just ordered in FY a few months ago.....(god damn it was a long wait!!!!) And sadly, I've been so busy with school, I haven't seen all of it (two tapes to go! I want them now, but my mommy always has the TV!).

When I watched the ep. where Chiriko dies, I was in the weirdest fuckin' mood. When I saw the part where Chiriko died, I couldn't stop laughing (My sis smacked me cause she was crying, and Chiriko's her fave)! I know that's really mean, but I *REALLY* wasn't trying to! I was so hyper, when I went to my room, I was uncontrollably shaking. Amazingly, I had NO sugar whatsoever that night. Seiously. So anyway, I was shaking and laughing at nothing, so I phoned my best friend and this is what we came up with........

THE SEISHI NATURE SHOW!!!!!! WHITH YOUR HOST, NURIKO-CHAN!!!!!!!


Watch as the little Kasa no Miko stealthily stalks her prey, the unsuspecting monk. Crouched low in the grass, she waits for the right time to make her move. The monk is weary, he stops to look around. He sees nothing and is about to move on when---The Kasa no Miko makes her move! And the Chichiri is down!!! Kasa no Miko is going in for the kill........no, wait...........she's ripping the monk's clothes off........all children please turn away from the screen now........


(Nuriko sweatdrops as we fade out to another scene)

*****NOTE: Tessen no Miko (aka Kouji-chan, cause she's the same age as Kouji was when he met Tasuki, and I'm the same age as Tasuki was!) is my bestest friend, but she is not on Fanfiction.net*****

Now watch as Tessen no Miko hunt down the wild bandit. What??? Her prey is......hunting back?!?!? It is....well, now we'll watch as they stalk each other......*sweatdrop* And now, Tessen no Miko pounces! .....At the exact same time as Tasuki, who (surprise, surprise) is shirtless *again*. And.......maybe it's time to look away again.......

(Fades in to Hoto-chan standing in the woods only feet away from Nuri-chan)

Now, we must be veeeeeeeery quiet! It's a wild emperor! At the moment, he's distracted by his reflection, so we must be quiet, so as not to make out presence known.....Oh, what the hell! (Nuri-chan pounces Hoto-chan!) Well, this is your host Nuriko-chan signing off saying "Sometimes ever hosts need to follow their natural instincts! (Cuddles Hoto-chan, who is pinned underneath him) Ja ne minna-san!

Written By: Gen-chan (Kasa no Miko) and
Kouji-chan (Tessen no Miko)

@_@ We're psycho, I know.......we can't help iiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!