Gabriel and Sam have a Baby (TOTAL CRACK!)

by sad-sea-song

This is total crack, I'm not even sure if I really ship Sabriel haha. The bad grammar is intentional. The style is sort of modeled of off pleasedonttalktome's amazing crack fanfictions, and the notorious My Immortal. I really hope nobody takes offense to this, it's a joke. :)

Gabriel and Sam wwre in a room and then through a door they saw deam and casserole fuckin in the window.

"who knew cas had a vagina" said Gabriel, wigglin his eyebrows to the top of his head.

"what"

"Sammy u know what I have a vagina"

"what"

"Sammy"

"what"

"get me pregnant"

"what the fukb"

and so gaybriel took off his shirt and pants and sure enough he wos wering manpanties and he had a vagina surprise

nd then he and sam had passionate hot sex until bobby fount them and fucking stopped them cause why the fuck were they screwing in his kitchen anyways.

The next day Gabriel peed and found out that he was 6 pregnant. It was going to be a kink manpreg baby.

Then the next day Gabriel had hes baby, they named her Gaybaby Twerkabella. She had wings that were black and it wa s so fucking metal.

"what the fuck am I sposed to do with this fucking baby eat it" asked sammy