Title: What REALLY goes on in their heads?

Rating: K+

Genre: Humour/Romance

Summary: Character Thought Drabbles, it's a bit like a diary. NS, CW, G? Quite a LOT of ooc-ness, you are warned!

Author: Dragon of Athena

Disclaimer: I do not own CSI in any way, shape OR form, well, if you count the DVDs; then yes, I own seasons 1, 2 & 3. Do you really think that if I was connected to CSI in any way (except for being a fan) would I really be writing FANfic?

Chapter 1- June 29th, 2006

Nick's Thoughts of the Day

Yee-Haw! Damn y'all that was a damn good day o'work there! We caught the bad guys and their pillaging of the sarsaparilla…er…money. That wasn't all though, I got the Cow-Girl of my dreams. Just wait til' Ma'n'Pa hear about it! Best damn day of my life!

This news'll get my family in the barn dancin' ALL night long. I love that girl so much I'd follow her to hell and back just to see her brunette hair again. I found the best ring I could because all the other ones are beneath her, she's more precious than all the diamonds in the world, I just hope she like the one I got for'her. I asked my darlin' Sara to marry me and she said,

" yes!"

Best damn day of my life! Grissom was freakin' me out, not so grand but hey, with sunshine you gotta have the shadows and shade.

Catherine's Thoughts of the Day

Do these pants make me look fat? I wonder if my top was low-cut enough so EVERYONE noticed? I definitely turned Warrick's head, well, I think anyway. I also wonder if my hair was too flat, I mean I scrunched it up to make it 'FWOOF' and I hair sprayed and gelled it, but I still like, think, like, it needed a little something extra….

Today was SO boring! I mean so what if Nicky proposed to Sara, what about ME! Where was my drama of the day? I mean for goodness' sake, Lindsay didn't even get into trouble, I guess my bribes aren't enough anymore; maybe tomorrow I'll spread some juicy gossip about my dad, Sam. That'll definitely bring me into the spotlight. There's no way in hell Nick and Sara are gonna steal my thunder….

Maybe tomorrow I'll cross the line and make the low-cut of my blouse even lower. Mwahahaha! Grissom was really scaring me I wonder why he was doing that to those bugs, but I'm pretty sure it was illegal!

Warrick's Thoughts of the Day

Could Catherine's hair get any bigger? However, she is a nice piece of ass, why does she obsess about it being too big, that's a GOOD thing. I'm so happy about Nick and Sara getting married, Nick came up to me with the prospect of being best-man however, due to my placement in Subplot Basement C, I probably wont even get the screen-time to be shown in the scene. Maybe I'll take up gambling again to get a little bit of attention. I'm just as good as Catherine or Griss, maybe even better, I WILL escape the basement. I will escape. It's official Grissom is looney-tunes.

Sara's Thoughts of the Day

OMG! OMG! OMG! He proposed, Nick proposed to me today—oh yeah and we solved the case of the missing money. The butler did it. Now I'm gonna have to think about wedding dresses and planning. Yay, I get to be the bride. Nick gave me a massive rock, it was like a glacier of ice (but not cold, just really big) and it was sparkly and everything; must've cost a fortune. I love him so much, ooh sparkly, sorry about that; got into a daze, I was hypnotised.

I think Grissom was higher than the Mile-High club with all the stunts he was pulling.

Grissom's Thoughts of the Day

Bugs. Insects. Ants. Cockroaches. Creepy-crawlies. I love them all, I'm IN love with them, my heart and soul I'm theirs forever. I'm not crazy I swear, it's everyone else that's crazy, they can never take my bugs away from me. Never!

It's everyone else that's insane! Conrad says that if I do that thing with my bugs one more time, he's breaking up with me. I love my Ecklie-Poo so much as well as my bugs, but, BUT, Oh I don't know, do I keep my comrade Conrad as my lover or do I split for my bugs. Waaaahhhhhh, I don't know!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A/N:

Stay Tuned for tomorrow's episode…I mean chapter. Well, that was my stab at humour, but I think I missed and it all went horribly wrong, it went right into me, and now there's blood everywhere and now I'm gonna have to buy some stain remover from the shop, but it's closed and I don't have a fiver on me anyway, so reviewers and all the other blokes and lasses that read this… Whadd'ya think?