When fan girls attack
Mew: Hello and welcome to (Cue dramatic Music.) When fan girls attack.
Mewtwo: Mew? What's with the unruly mob outside? And the camera?
Fan girls: WE WANT MEWTWO WE WANT MEWTWO WE WANT MEWTWO!
Mewtwo: O.O;;; oh no..
Lugia: At least it ain't me!
Mew: Mewtwo I'll give you four hundred dollars and pay any and all medical bills if you go out there.
Mewtwo: make it six hundred and we have a deal
Mew: Good! (Pushes him out)
Fan girls: ITS MEWTWO!!!!
Mew: (Grins) gold pure gold.
Mewtwo: ACK! STOP TOUCHING ME THERE! O.O HEY HANDS OFF!!! THAT IS UNWANTED SEXUAL CONTACT!!!
Mew: (Zooms in) As you can see they show no pity on our subject.
Mewtwo: HOLY! LET GO OF ME!!!! (Runs into the unknown dungeon and locks the doors)
Mew: And our subject now fears for his life.
Mewtwo: (Cracks his arm back into place) Remind me never to be in another movie!
Lugia: I'll go out there!
Mew: This should be good. (Points camera to herself) Subject two bravely goes where subject one wimped out like a kitten.
Mewtwo: They were touching me in strange places!
Mew: You don't seem to mind it when I do that!
Mewtwo: ¬_¬ that's different. They are humans and a Pokémon and a human as mates is.. WRONG!
Mew: (Films Mewtwo forgetting Lugia) And how did that make you feel?
Mewtwo: Mew get that camera out of my face!
Mew: Fine (Films Lugia) O.O OH MOTHER OF ARITCUNO!
Mewtwo: What? (Goes to look) See I told you that's just plain sick and wrong)
Mew: (Puts the camera down) I've learned something.
Mewtwo: What?
Mew: That humans and Pokémon should not be paired together and fan girls are evil.
Mewtwo: See? I've been telling you that for weeks.
Mew: When do I listen to you?
Lugia: (Comes in panting) Did you get all that?
Mew: No. HEY! Lets go to pallet town!
Lugia: Why?
Mew: even though ash is a raving moron. He DOES have a few fans!
Lugia: ^_^ Cool! (Both of them fly to pallet town)
(Outside Ash's house)
fan girls: WE LOVE ASH WE LOVE ASH!
Mew: That is SAD! (Hands Lugia the camera) I'm going to get one to interview. (Mew comes back with a teen age girl dressed up as Ash)
Mew: What's your name young lady?
Girl: ^_^ Katie (Points a Poke'dex at Mew)
Poke'dex: No information available.
Katie: (Points it at Lugia)
Poke'dex: No information available.
Mew: I'm Mew and we want to ask you a few questions.
Katie: ^_^ I GET TO BE ON TV!!!! Mew: Yeah yah so why do you like Ash?
Katie: ^______^ He's SUPER HOT! And He's cool! And his Pikachu is SOOOOOO CUTE!
Mew: Isn't it annoying that he points his Poke'dex at everything?
Katie: (Sees ash) ASH!!! MARRY ME ASH!!! (Rips off her shirt)
Lugia: ^_^ I like this!
Mew: Shut up!
Ash: (Walks out and his mob tears him apart)
Katie: ^_^ I GOT HIS ARM!
Fan girl 2: I GOT HIS LEG!!!
Fan girl 3: I GOT HIS HEAD!!!
Mew: (To the camera) As you can see fan girls are rather vicious evil creatures and you MUST approach them with caution.
Will: (Runs by with KuroMew chasing him)
KuroMew: I LOVE YOU WILL!!!
Mew: See?
The end!
Mew: Hello and welcome to (Cue dramatic Music.) When fan girls attack.
Mewtwo: Mew? What's with the unruly mob outside? And the camera?
Fan girls: WE WANT MEWTWO WE WANT MEWTWO WE WANT MEWTWO!
Mewtwo: O.O;;; oh no..
Lugia: At least it ain't me!
Mew: Mewtwo I'll give you four hundred dollars and pay any and all medical bills if you go out there.
Mewtwo: make it six hundred and we have a deal
Mew: Good! (Pushes him out)
Fan girls: ITS MEWTWO!!!!
Mew: (Grins) gold pure gold.
Mewtwo: ACK! STOP TOUCHING ME THERE! O.O HEY HANDS OFF!!! THAT IS UNWANTED SEXUAL CONTACT!!!
Mew: (Zooms in) As you can see they show no pity on our subject.
Mewtwo: HOLY! LET GO OF ME!!!! (Runs into the unknown dungeon and locks the doors)
Mew: And our subject now fears for his life.
Mewtwo: (Cracks his arm back into place) Remind me never to be in another movie!
Lugia: I'll go out there!
Mew: This should be good. (Points camera to herself) Subject two bravely goes where subject one wimped out like a kitten.
Mewtwo: They were touching me in strange places!
Mew: You don't seem to mind it when I do that!
Mewtwo: ¬_¬ that's different. They are humans and a Pokémon and a human as mates is.. WRONG!
Mew: (Films Mewtwo forgetting Lugia) And how did that make you feel?
Mewtwo: Mew get that camera out of my face!
Mew: Fine (Films Lugia) O.O OH MOTHER OF ARITCUNO!
Mewtwo: What? (Goes to look) See I told you that's just plain sick and wrong)
Mew: (Puts the camera down) I've learned something.
Mewtwo: What?
Mew: That humans and Pokémon should not be paired together and fan girls are evil.
Mewtwo: See? I've been telling you that for weeks.
Mew: When do I listen to you?
Lugia: (Comes in panting) Did you get all that?
Mew: No. HEY! Lets go to pallet town!
Lugia: Why?
Mew: even though ash is a raving moron. He DOES have a few fans!
Lugia: ^_^ Cool! (Both of them fly to pallet town)
(Outside Ash's house)
fan girls: WE LOVE ASH WE LOVE ASH!
Mew: That is SAD! (Hands Lugia the camera) I'm going to get one to interview. (Mew comes back with a teen age girl dressed up as Ash)
Mew: What's your name young lady?
Girl: ^_^ Katie (Points a Poke'dex at Mew)
Poke'dex: No information available.
Katie: (Points it at Lugia)
Poke'dex: No information available.
Mew: I'm Mew and we want to ask you a few questions.
Katie: ^_^ I GET TO BE ON TV!!!! Mew: Yeah yah so why do you like Ash?
Katie: ^______^ He's SUPER HOT! And He's cool! And his Pikachu is SOOOOOO CUTE!
Mew: Isn't it annoying that he points his Poke'dex at everything?
Katie: (Sees ash) ASH!!! MARRY ME ASH!!! (Rips off her shirt)
Lugia: ^_^ I like this!
Mew: Shut up!
Ash: (Walks out and his mob tears him apart)
Katie: ^_^ I GOT HIS ARM!
Fan girl 2: I GOT HIS LEG!!!
Fan girl 3: I GOT HIS HEAD!!!
Mew: (To the camera) As you can see fan girls are rather vicious evil creatures and you MUST approach them with caution.
Will: (Runs by with KuroMew chasing him)
KuroMew: I LOVE YOU WILL!!!
Mew: See?
The end!