Umm.Cye, Are You Okay?
This was my first one-shot I wrote in seventh grade. It's most childish, but kind of funny. if you like this kind of humor.
~ Wolfie
Cye: Mmmm.Pixie sticks. I'll just have a few. (Munching)
TWO HOURS LATER
Cye: (Still munching on Pixie sticks) Hahahahahaha! ..that was the
last one! (Throws away bag) I'll go find some MOOOOORE! ^^
Rowen: (hunched over a book and looks up at Cye searching through his
stuff) Umm, Cye what are you doing?
Cye: SUUUGARRR! (Looks under Rowen's bed only to find a bag) I AM
VICTORIUOS!
Rowen: (Backs away) Um.Cye, what are you doing? Cye? HEEELP!
30 MINUTES LATER
(Cye and Rowen are prancing around the forest outside of Mia's mansion)
Rowen: (Wearing a flower crown and throwing flowers around from a
basket) Ladilaladila!
Cye: (Wearing a flower crown and a dress) Lalalaaaaaaa! Wild animals!
We come in peace! (Picks up a rabbit, which is struggling to be free)
Random Rabbit: (Eyes widen in fear.thinking) Psycho, psycho!!! HEEELP!
Cye: (Accidentally drops the rabbit) No! Mr. Wuggles! Come back!
Ryo: (Meanwhile, he walks up with no idea what is happening) Um, Cye,
Rowen, are you guys okay?
(Cye and Rowen start to skip around him, throwing flowers everywhere. They both smile maniacally)
Ryo: HEEELLLP! Kento! Sage! Mia! Ullie! Help someone! (Runs in the
house)
Cye: (Runs after him with Rowen close behind) Come back Ryo!
Rowen: We want to make you preeeeeetyyyyyyy!
Sage: (Walks out of the bathroom with hair gel in his hands) What's
all that n- AHHHHHHHH! (Sees Ryo tied to a chair with Cye and Rowen
putting makeup on him)
Ryo: (Desperate) Help, Sage!
Sage: But you look absolutely gorgeous in red lipstick! (Bursts out in
laughter)
Rowen: hello Sagie-poo! 'As come for thine makeup? (Slurs in a Cockney
accent)
Sage: (Backs away @.@) Uh.I think not.Help!
1 HOUR LATER
Kento: (Walks from the kitchen holding snacks) Um, guys? (Doesn't
notice Ryo and Sage yet) Do you know if we have any more foo-AAAHHH!
(Finally sees Ryo and Sage)
Sage: (Weeps) My hair.my beautiful hair.(Hair is dyed pink and in
French braids)
Ryo: Kento! You're still young! Help us! (Looks unbelievably like a
girl)
Cye: (Skipping) Come on Kentooooo!
Ryo: Get White Blaze! Hurry!
Kento: AAHH! (Runs away)
Cye and Rowen: Come back Kento!
10 MINUTES LATER
Kento: I got White.Blaze?
Ryo: (Now wearing a flowers crown and skipping alongside Cye and
Rowen) Lalala! Kento! Come join the party!
Kento: Uh.O.O (Backs off)
Cye: (Throwing petals) Lalala!
Rowen: We will make you so pretty!
Sage: I'll make us look like twins!!!(Points at hair)
Kento: (Cringes)
Ryo: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAA!
Kento: (Whispers) Oh, gosh.
20 MINUTES LATER
Kento: (Scowls) Just you wait until you guys aren't hyper anymore! (Is
hanging upside down by a string attached to the ceiling. His face is
an array of colors, ranging from black to magenta)
DUMDUMDUM
Okay, that was a little evil. I can't believe mini-me was sooo evil.
~Wolfie
This was my first one-shot I wrote in seventh grade. It's most childish, but kind of funny. if you like this kind of humor.
~ Wolfie
Cye: Mmmm.Pixie sticks. I'll just have a few. (Munching)
TWO HOURS LATER
Cye: (Still munching on Pixie sticks) Hahahahahaha! ..that was the
last one! (Throws away bag) I'll go find some MOOOOORE! ^^
Rowen: (hunched over a book and looks up at Cye searching through his
stuff) Umm, Cye what are you doing?
Cye: SUUUGARRR! (Looks under Rowen's bed only to find a bag) I AM
VICTORIUOS!
Rowen: (Backs away) Um.Cye, what are you doing? Cye? HEEELP!
30 MINUTES LATER
(Cye and Rowen are prancing around the forest outside of Mia's mansion)
Rowen: (Wearing a flower crown and throwing flowers around from a
basket) Ladilaladila!
Cye: (Wearing a flower crown and a dress) Lalalaaaaaaa! Wild animals!
We come in peace! (Picks up a rabbit, which is struggling to be free)
Random Rabbit: (Eyes widen in fear.thinking) Psycho, psycho!!! HEEELP!
Cye: (Accidentally drops the rabbit) No! Mr. Wuggles! Come back!
Ryo: (Meanwhile, he walks up with no idea what is happening) Um, Cye,
Rowen, are you guys okay?
(Cye and Rowen start to skip around him, throwing flowers everywhere. They both smile maniacally)
Ryo: HEEELLLP! Kento! Sage! Mia! Ullie! Help someone! (Runs in the
house)
Cye: (Runs after him with Rowen close behind) Come back Ryo!
Rowen: We want to make you preeeeeetyyyyyyy!
Sage: (Walks out of the bathroom with hair gel in his hands) What's
all that n- AHHHHHHHH! (Sees Ryo tied to a chair with Cye and Rowen
putting makeup on him)
Ryo: (Desperate) Help, Sage!
Sage: But you look absolutely gorgeous in red lipstick! (Bursts out in
laughter)
Rowen: hello Sagie-poo! 'As come for thine makeup? (Slurs in a Cockney
accent)
Sage: (Backs away @.@) Uh.I think not.Help!
1 HOUR LATER
Kento: (Walks from the kitchen holding snacks) Um, guys? (Doesn't
notice Ryo and Sage yet) Do you know if we have any more foo-AAAHHH!
(Finally sees Ryo and Sage)
Sage: (Weeps) My hair.my beautiful hair.(Hair is dyed pink and in
French braids)
Ryo: Kento! You're still young! Help us! (Looks unbelievably like a
girl)
Cye: (Skipping) Come on Kentooooo!
Ryo: Get White Blaze! Hurry!
Kento: AAHH! (Runs away)
Cye and Rowen: Come back Kento!
10 MINUTES LATER
Kento: I got White.Blaze?
Ryo: (Now wearing a flowers crown and skipping alongside Cye and
Rowen) Lalala! Kento! Come join the party!
Kento: Uh.O.O (Backs off)
Cye: (Throwing petals) Lalala!
Rowen: We will make you so pretty!
Sage: I'll make us look like twins!!!(Points at hair)
Kento: (Cringes)
Ryo: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAA!
Kento: (Whispers) Oh, gosh.
20 MINUTES LATER
Kento: (Scowls) Just you wait until you guys aren't hyper anymore! (Is
hanging upside down by a string attached to the ceiling. His face is
an array of colors, ranging from black to magenta)
DUMDUMDUM
Okay, that was a little evil. I can't believe mini-me was sooo evil.
~Wolfie