Fifteen things that I, Monica Geller, am not allowed to do:
1. Clean in my sleep.
2. Cook tacos when Ross is around.
3. Eat Brown Bird cookies.
4. Tell Joey that Chandler loves me more than him.
5. Go to Joey's soap opera roof parties.
6. Tell Rachel that her and Ross were on a break.
7. Mention Richard around Chandler.
8. Make fun of Chandler for watching Miss Congeniality.
9. Arrange a bunch of pillows on mine and Chandler's bed and make Joey think I'm having an affair.
10. Touch Phoebe's guitar.
11. Tell Joey that he doesn't look like he could play a nineteen-year-old.
12. Tell the girls Ross dates that he used to dress up like a girl.
13. Touch my eye when Rachel is around.
14. Tell Joey I'm shirtless and laugh when he comes bursting into the apartment.
15. Tell the girls Joey dates about Hugsy.