Sat in the chair
in nothing but a hat'
looking all sexy
well just fancy that!
in comes Hutch
all skinny and white
Starsky looks up
Oh my, what a fright
Hey Hutch, buddy
where's all the hair?
it's under your hat,
dummy,
with you
in the chair!!!!
I'm talking about yours
on your chest, and your head.
Look Starsky
hair doesn't count
when your lady's in bed
Yes size does matter
and I got that too
Oh Hutch,
lady's like macho
and that you can't do!!!!