Kav was walking by the port, while she saw a pirate ship boarded. She decided to hide and peep on them. She discovered that it was the "straw hat"'s ship.
Kav: It's the "straw hats". I wonder why they come here.
"To buy food of course"
Kav: That's true. Ah!
Kav jumps back and looks at the stranger with wide eyes.
Kav: Who are you?!
"I'm Luffy."
Kav: Luffy? You're "straw hat" Luffy?!
Luffy: Yea.
Kav: Wow, that's awesome!
Luffy: Really?
Kav: Yea. Oh and I'm Kav by the way.
Kav takes out her hand to Luffy. He shakes hands with her.
Luffy: Nice to meet you, Kav. Do you live here?
Kav: Sorta, I don't have a home, but I do have a silver sword.
Luffy: Cool! Then you're a swordsman?
Kav: Yup!
Luffy: If you don't have a home then where do you sleep?
Kav: I just wonder around.
Luffy: Um…It's decided! You will join my crew!
Kav: Really?! That's awesome! But won't your crew have any objections?
Luffy: I'm the captain. They will listen to me.
Kav: Alright then, captain Luffy. I will join your crew.
Luffy: Yosh! Let me take you to the ship.
Kav: Ok!
Luffy grabs Kav's hand takes her aboard his ship.
Luffy: Hey, everyone! This is our new member, Kav. He's a swordsman.
Kav: "He? Well, never mine." Hi!
"Straw hat" crew: A new crew member?
Luffy: Yeap.
Nami, the navigator of the ship face palmed.
Nami: Oh great, another swordsman.
Luffy: Come on! Let me introduce the crew.
Kav: Ok!
Luffy grabs Kav's hand and pulls her over to Nami.
Luffy: This is Nami, our navigator. Nami, this is Kav.
Kav: Nice to meet you, Nami.
Nami: Hi! You better be not over spend your money.
Kav: I won't. I don't usually use money. Here you can keep it.
Kav throws a sack over to Nami. She opens the bag and her eyes started to sparkle. There was a lot of money in the sack
Nami: One million beri?!
Kav: Yup!
Nami: I can keep it?
Kav: Yeah!
Nami: I love you!
Nami hugs Kav tightly, while Sanji is rushing over towards them furiously.
Luffy: Wow, you're rich!
Sanji: How dare you hug Nami-san!
Sanji glares intently at Kav.
Luffy: This is Sanji, our cook. Sanji, this is Kav.
Sanji: I don't care who he is! How dare he hug Nami-san?!
Nami: Knock it off, Sanji.
Sanji: Yes, Nami-san!
Luffy drags Kav into a room. A black-haired woman was reading a book on the desk.
Luffy: This is Robin. Robin, this is Kav.
Robin: Nice to meet you.
Kav: Hello.
Luffy then drags Kav into another room. There was a reindeer with a pink hat inside.
Luffy: This is Chopper, our doctor. Chopper, this is Kav.
Kav: Cool! A reindeer.
Chopper: Hello.
Kav: Even cooler! A talking reindeer!
Chopper: It doesn't make me happy at all, you jerk.
Chopper starts to dance happily. Kav just sweat drops at his action.
Kav: But you do seem happy...
Luffy takes Kav to the steering place.
Luffy: This is Usopp, our sharp shooter and Franky, our shipwright. This is Kav.
Kav: Hi!
Kav greeted them with a grin.
Usopp: Nice to meet you!
Franky: Super to meet you!
Luffy drags Kav to the deck. There was a skeleton playing a violin.
Luffy: This is Brooke, our musician. This is Kav.
Brooke: Yohohohoho, nice to meet you, Kav-san.
Kav: Cool! A talking skeleton!
Brooke: Yohohohoho!
Luffy then drags Kav towards a guy sleeping on the deck with his swords beside him.
Luffy: This is Zoro, our swordsman.
Zoro: *snore*
Luffy: Zoro, wake up! *kicks Zoro*
Zoro: What?
Luffy: This is Kav. He is also a swordman.
Zoro: Oh...
Kav: Hey there!
Zoro: Ya! Hey.
Luffy runs to the middle of the boat and yells: Hey, everyone! Let's have a banquet to welcome our newest member Kav!
Everyone except Kav: Yeah!
Kav: Um…What's this?
Kav holds out a mug filled with yellow-brown coloured liquid.
Nami: It's beer. Don't tell me you never drank it.
Kav: Nope. I've never drank it before.
Nami: Well, you should try it. Maybe you would like it.
Kav: Ok…*gulp gulp gulp* Wow, it's delicious!
Nami: Told you.
Kav: Refill please!
Sanji: Here.
Few minutes later, Kav was still not drunk.
Kav: Refill!
Usopp: Wow, you sure can drink.
Kav: Haha!
Chopper almost touched Kav's sword. Kav immediately glares a him.
Kav: Chopper! Don't touch my sword!
Chopper quickly jumps behind Robin. Robin just giggles at his actions.
Chopper: Scary…
Usopp: Woah! He's like another Zoro.
Sanji: Next to Moss Head. He's Moss Head number two.
Kav: What?!
Zoro: Oi, shitty cook! Who are you calling Moss Head?!
Sanji: You of course, damn Moss Head.
Zoro: You wanna die?!
Zoro draws out his swords ready to attack.
Sanji: I'll see you try.
Right before Zoro and Sanji started to fight, they were stopped by someone. It was Kav. Her sword stopped Zoro's swords and her right leg stopped Sanji's leg.
Usopp: He stopped them?!
Chopper: Eh?! No way!
Brooke: Yohohohoho, that's amazing!
Nami: How strong is he?
Franky: Suuper!
Luffy: Awesome!
Zoro: Huh?
Sanji: What?!
Kav: Who are you calling Moss Head number 2, Mr. Swirrly Eyebrow?
Sanji: What did you say?!
Kav: Can't you hear me, Mr. Swirrly Eyebrow?
Sanji: Argh!
Sanji kicked Kav in the chin. Kav flew into the water.
Kav: Shit! I can't swim.
Nami: Usopp, save him!
Usopp: Leave it to me!
Usopp jumps into the sea and saves Kav.
Kav: Thanks, Usopp.
Usopp: Don't mention it.
Nami: You should go dry yourself.
Kav: But I don't have spare clothes.
Nami: I'll get you some.
Kav: Ok.
Kav went into a room to dry herself.
Nami: Zoro! Sanji! Give him some spare clothes.
Zoro: Why me?
Sanji: Aye, Nami-san!
Nami: Because I don't wan to give him my clothes.
Zoro: Find…Here!
Sanji: Here you go Nami-san.
Nami throws the clothes into Zoro's hands.
Nami: Zoro, give it to him.
Zoro: Why me?
Zoro cocks an eyebrow at Nami.
Nami: Just give it!
Zoro: Okay… I got it.
Kav was taking off her hoodie, while Zoro came in.
Zoro: Here are some clothes.
Kav: Oh, thanks.
Zoro saw bandages on Kav. He then walks out of the room and calls Chopper.
Zoro: Oi! Chopper, Kav has bandages on him.
Kav: No wait!
When Kav almost reached the door, she got hit by the door and fainted.
Chopper: Kav, are you alright?
Zoro: Well, she isn't now.
I'm very sorry if it's bad/exaggerating! This is my first story. Please forgive me... *bows*