Star Wars-Pokemon
The two
suns beat down on the desert as young Anakin made his way to the
market.It was an average day in the life of a slave.He walked up to a
stand,hoping his elderly friend Jira had a few fruits he could bribe
Watto with in exchange for a cooling pod.He fished out some pocket
money with his dirt-stained fingers."Jira!" he called.No answer.He
began walking home in dissapointment.Jira was probably sick today.Poor
old la-"Halt!"somethig stopped him.A small,blue turtle-like thing with
a squirrel's tail stood before him."I am Lord Aquaticus,lord of the
squirtle,and I bring you great news."it spoke.Anakin stared at the
water creature."What sort of news?"Aquaticus cleared his throat."You
have been chosen to become a pokemon master on Earth.You may bring your
things and anything you wish,do you accept?"Anakin thought for a
moment."But what about the Hutts?" Aquaticus held up a shriveled
slug-like creature."We have defeated them,and freed your people.They
are now building communities on Earth,do you wish to come?"An elderly
squirtle stepped before him."I am Qui Gon Squirr,and I will train you
in the arts of pokemon training,do you accept?" Anakin agreed.Though he
didn't know what a pokemon trainer was,it sounded even better than Jedi
arts.He stared out the window of the ship,on his path of becoming a
pokemon master.
The Simpsons-Pokemon
"I can't believe we
accepted this horrible cartoon crossover."Norman complained to his
wife."It's only one more week sweetie."Caroline responded"And were
getting $2,000 dollars for this."Norman continued"And look at me,I'm a
fat,bald,middle-aged alchoholic." Caroline sighed at her own mass of
curly blue hair."It was bound to happen sooner or later." Max burst in
from school"Man,the food at school really tasted like crp."he
muttered.She shook her head."And Max is picking up bad language now
that he's a fouth-grade hooligan."May's sax wailed from upstairs."May
at least,has gotten something out of this."Norman opened his hourly can
of beer,which unfortunately exploded all over him.He could hear Max's
giggling.He immediantley strangled him,screaming"Why you little-!"May's
sax wailed even louder. Caroline couldn't take it anymore.She fell to
her knees."Please spare us,we've been like this for four whole weeks!"
A slakoth(now Santa's Little Helpler) moaned in agreement."Never,this
was written for fans' enjoyment."SilverSkitty responded.And so they
suffered the chaos,for one more week.
Power-Puff Girls-Pokemon
Ash
and his friends walked into a town they'd never seen before.It was the
city of Townsville.Three girls zoomed overhead."Look guys,it's the
Power-Puff Girls!"Misty squealed.The girls landed
"Blossom!Bubbles!Buttercup!" Ash sighed,he hated girly things"Uh,Three
Musketeers?Could you tell us where the Pokemon Center is?"The girls
looked at each other."Pokemon Center?You most be in the wrong
universe."Ash groaned loudly.Last week they landed in the Yu-Gi-Oh
universe.He still couldn't get Pegasus's creepy gaze out of his
mind.Brock shrugged"Guess we'll just have to find a portal."Blossom
pointed south"There's one by the lake over there."Thanks,I guess."Ash
muttered.They made their way across.Meanwhile,in a dark alley,Team
Rocket had encountered Mojo-Jojo.A pained moan lingered in the
air."Oooohhhhh,not my fifty tens."Mojo moaned."Sorry,Monkey Man,but I'm
he ultimate polker champ."James grinned.Jessie pulled him aside"Are you
sure this is a good idea,mooching off this,this THING?I mean,we don't
even know where we are."He laughed."Relax,Jess,gambling's his one
weakness,I'll be a millionaire at this rate."He joined Mojo at the
crate for another game of poker.Jessie shoveled ramen into her
mouth,nervously chewing."Don't worry Jess,at midnight we'll knock him
out,then we'll take him to the lake,I heard there's a portal
there."Jessie wasn't sure if she trusted his plan,but there was no
other choice.Mojo stared hungrily at her earrings,as they would make
excellent profit.
That's all for today.Hope you enjoyed it.Oh,and if you have any crossover ideas,let me know,okay?Don't forget to review!
Your Pal,
SilverSkitty