Teacher -
"Dog rhymes with hog.
Hog begins with a 'h' and so does Horse.
Horse is related to Pony.
Pony rhymes with Bony.
Bony begins with 'b' and so does Big.
Big has an 'i' in the middle and so does Lit.
Lit is the opposite of Darkened.
Darkened is what Burnt Toast is.
Burnt Toast is Crunchy.
Crunchy begins with 'c' and ends with 'y' and so does Crafty.
Some antonyms of Crafty are Stupid, Unintelligent, Clumsy, and Dumb.
And that, students, is how InuYasha is Stupid. Anymore Stupid questions?"
A boy raises his hand.
Teacher - "Yes, Miroku?"
Miroku - You are Stupid. InuYasha isn't stupid! What the hell are you talking about?!
Me - *nod* He's right! InuYasha is cool!
Miroku - Time to die! *sucks teacher (who is Naraku in disguise) into his wind tunnel*
Me - Now, InuYasha has 'dog' and 'demon' in his name. Therefore, in theory and truth, InuYasha HAS to be cool! Anyone who disagrees. will answer to Miroku!
Miroku - *evil grin* But naughty ladies come to my house!
Sango - *slap* Shut Up Miroku! You are taken. by me!
Miroku - ...... not sure if that is a good thing. or a bad thing.
Me - Oh, it's simple! Do the math!
Miroku - @_@
(This story was completely pointless with no meaning or structure of any kind!)
Hog begins with a 'h' and so does Horse.
Horse is related to Pony.
Pony rhymes with Bony.
Bony begins with 'b' and so does Big.
Big has an 'i' in the middle and so does Lit.
Lit is the opposite of Darkened.
Darkened is what Burnt Toast is.
Burnt Toast is Crunchy.
Crunchy begins with 'c' and ends with 'y' and so does Crafty.
Some antonyms of Crafty are Stupid, Unintelligent, Clumsy, and Dumb.
And that, students, is how InuYasha is Stupid. Anymore Stupid questions?"
A boy raises his hand.
Teacher - "Yes, Miroku?"
Miroku - You are Stupid. InuYasha isn't stupid! What the hell are you talking about?!
Me - *nod* He's right! InuYasha is cool!
Miroku - Time to die! *sucks teacher (who is Naraku in disguise) into his wind tunnel*
Me - Now, InuYasha has 'dog' and 'demon' in his name. Therefore, in theory and truth, InuYasha HAS to be cool! Anyone who disagrees. will answer to Miroku!
Miroku - *evil grin* But naughty ladies come to my house!
Sango - *slap* Shut Up Miroku! You are taken. by me!
Miroku - ...... not sure if that is a good thing. or a bad thing.
Me - Oh, it's simple! Do the math!
Miroku - @_@
(This story was completely pointless with no meaning or structure of any kind!)
