Chapter 1: Vexen's underground entrance

Twas the night of Xero's arrival and in the pool of the base, Xion and Draxnew were swimming alone a-what? Of course they had their clothes on! Perv… anyways, and Kuro was hiding behind a bush and watching them, what? No he didn't have hopes for Xion's nude body! Perv… he was being as quiet as possible then he heard someone say. "Kuro what are you doing?"

"GAH!!" Kuro yelled as he turned around, and he saw that Xero had asked the question, and he was with Vexen. "Xero? What are you doing with Vexen?"

"Vexen told me of his 'huge secret lab' and I wanted to see it!" Xero replied.

"So why are you here?" Kuro asked,

"This is the secret underground entrance to my secret underground secret lab! Secretly…" Vexen answered, "But don't tell anyone, it's a SECRET!"

"It isn't a secret anymore you told everyone!" Kuro replied.

"Heheh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhtttttttttt…." Vexen replied,

"Wanna come too?" Xero asked out of nowhere

"Eh, I've got nothing better to do!" Kuro replied

"Well then," Vexen said, "Let it begin!" Vexen pulled a lever that was in the ground, then a giant glass dome came up from the ground and surrounded the three of them and then it zoomed down, then Kuro blurted out of nowhere, "How did I not notice that lever before?"

"Because you were too busy spying on Xion and Draxnew!" Vexen replied.

"Tattle-tale!" Kuro yelled at Vexen then the dome increased in speed, it was going ninety miles per hour and then Vexen, Xero, and Kuro raised their arms and screamed, Xero heard a tearing and looked at Vexen and he was crying. "What's wrong?" Xero asked,

"THIS IS SCARY!!!" Vexen yelled back. Then the three of them started floating up, and then the dome stopped and the three of them fell on the ground, Kuro fell, , and then Vexen landed on top of him, but Xero landed on his feet next to him.

"Um… are you guys alright?" Xero asked,

"Oh… this is uncomfortable…" Kuro moaned, then Vexen got off.

"So, this is your lab?" Xero said as he looked around, he saw that it was a large, a very large, outhouse "It's not much," Xero said, then (dare I say this) Vexen walked over to the toilet, he leaned down to it, said into it, "Show me what's in that wetness." Then he flushed the toilet and the room flipped over, the three of them were on the ceiling of another room, then they fell, Kuro first, Vexen landed on him, but Xero landed next to them on his feet and walked away, like last time. "Uh, are you guys REALLY doing that on accident?" Xero said, "Is THIS your lab?"

"OH NOOOOOO!" Kuro said sarcastically, "I ABSOLUTELY ADORE PAIN!"

"OK!" Xero said as he walked away, "By the way, is THIS your secret lab?"

"Yes it is!" Vexen said as he got off of Kuro, Xero and Kuro looked around and saw that the room was very white, and there was a blue door, the room was decorated with dressers, and test tubes filled with colored liquid on them.

"This way subjects!" Vexen yelled out as he opened the blue door, then Xero and Kuro walked into the blue room with him. They looked up and could see that the room was actually a dome, a dome that was inside the pool.

"How has no one noticed this?!" Kuro asked.

"Cloaking my good friend!" Vexen replied. Then the two of them looked up and saw Xion and Draxnews' feet. Then Vexen said something really odd, "So, you guys ready to release the sharks?"

"Sharks?" Kuro said, "What do you mean?"

"We can release sharks to eat up whoever's in there, if you want! Let me demonstrate!" Vexen said confidently, and then he reached for a lever

"No, no, no!!" Kuro yelled panicking.

"TOO LATE!" Vexen yelled as he pulled the lever and it opened a hatch from across the pool, then, sharks swam out and went up to Draxnew.