A/N: Hey, guys. Okay, I'm telling you all right now. The characters in this story will probably be very OOC. In some of the one-shots they might be more like in the books, but for one's like this one, they probably won't. This story is a collection of one-shots. Some might be humor, while others might be dramatic. It really depends. I'll update reguarly, I suppose. It should be fun. NO FLAMES! TAKE YOUR FIRE SOMEWHERE ELSE! THIS IS JUST FOR FUN, SO IF YOU DON'T THINK MY GAMMER IS PERFECT, REMEMBER THAT I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK AND RE-CHECK IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I'M ONLY DOING IT FOR FUN.
Now that we have that clarrified, I suppose I should get on with the story... =)
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Who really thought I did?
S.T.H.U.G.
"Get your badges for S.P.E.W. here!" Hermione exclaimed, as she attempted to thrust a S.P.E.W. badge on a random first years cloak. He glared at her, and threw the badge across the room.
"Get your badges for S.T.H.U.G. here!" Draco Malfoy roared. Students began to form around him, grabbing for the badges.
"Malfoy! What the heck is S.T.H.U.G?"
"It's very simple really. SHUT THE HELL UP GRANGER!" Draco exclaimed. "No one gives a crap about S.P.E.W."
"DRACO!" Hermione exclaimed. "You started a foundation to get me to shut-up?"
"Yes. And everyone seems to like it too."
Hermione huffed.
"Potter! Weasley!" Draco exclaimed, grabbing two S.T.H.U.G. badges. "Care to become honorary members of S.T.H.U.G.?"
"What does it mean?" Ron asked, cautiously.
"Shut the hell up, Granger! It's a protest against S.P.E.W." Draco said.
Ron and Harry grabbed the badges and put them on their cloaks. "HARRY! RON!" Hermione exclaimed.
"What? I HATE S.P.E.W.!" Ron exclaimed.
"So you've become a member of S.T.H.U.G?"
"Yes."
"JERK! The house elves will thank me one day."
"While the house elves thank you one day, humans are thanking me now." Draco said. "Come Potter, Weasely, let us go and promote S.T.H.U.G.!"
"Hermione can't draw! Hermione can't draw! Hermione can't draw!" The three boy sang.
Yes, I am a very big fan of A Very Potter Musical. =)