Well this is what I thought of despite my semi-hiatus on writing. After watching Billy and the Caller ID, I thought about doing this with a bit of Kingdom Hearts flare. 'Kay, here's Sora and Caller ID.
-miano53
Sora and Caller ID
At Radiant Garden, Marketplace…
Riku walked through the marketplace of Radiant Garden due to a hankering for Sea-Salt Ice Cream. Since the Worlds were at peace, he thought it was a good idea to go back. Once he had gotten his ice cream, he saw Kairi running towards him with tears in her eyes.
"What's with you?" Riku asked her.
"Sora…It's Sora. Someone kidnapped Sora!" Kairi yelled.
Riku, not believing it, said, "Yeah right."
"No, it's true! The kidnappers called me and said that we have until midnight to come up with '33 and 1/3 billion munny'!" Kairi yelled, receiving weird stares from the populace.
Yuffie and Aerith overheard the conversation and rushed over to the two. "Sora got kidnapped?" Yuffie asked.
"Yeah, supposedly…" Riku said, still not believing the whole situation.
"To the Restoration Committee Headquarters!" Aerith yelled. Yuffie and she grabbed Riku by the arms and rushed to Merlin's house.
At Merlin's…
The four saw Merlin, Cid and Leon (or Squall, whatever…) looking through phone records and hacking into cell phones. "What are you guys doing?" Riku asked them.
"Well, Kairi called us and told us that Sora got himself kidnapped," Cid explained, rapidly typing on the computer.
"We're trying to zero in on Sora's location to find him. Tron's doing the same," Leon said.
"Well, I would like to know why on earth someone would kidnap Sora. He doesn't have much," Merlin said.
"He is a Keybearer…" Leon muttered.
"Well, no one can take his Keyblade and expect to keep it," Merlin said.
Just before anyone could panic any further, Riku received a call on his cell phone (or mobile if you're from somewhere else). He looked at it and sighed. He then answered it and said, "Hello?"
"Watashi wa Kira desu," the person said in Japanese in a distorted voice.
"Sora, I know it's you…" Riku said.
"Sora…Who's Sora?" the person asked, still in the distorted voice.
"It says here on the caller ID, stupid," Riku told him.
At Disney Castle…
Sora, who was on the phone, yelled, "You still knew it was me?"
"Uh, yeah. You know cell phones have caller IDs in them, right?" Riku said over the phone.
"I even dressed up as a stupid Christmas vampire so I wouldn't be recognized! I hate caller ID so much!" Sora yelled, wearing a black Santa Claus outfit and a set of fangs in his mouth.
He then turned to Donald and Goofy and yelled, "It's ruining my life, Donald and Goofy! My life! My…!"
Riku immediately hung up. Sora then glared, saying, "Curse you, caller ID. Curse you to heck…"
Later that day, Sora was pummeled near death by a very angry Kairi…
Well, at least we all know why Sora doesn't have a cell phone XD