wans upan a taim
der wuz litul peenish
ai cat iet af
soe den
0.
anader penish grow
wat to do
i ask
den
jesus apear
and he say
'just follow da force mudurfuker (⌐■_■)'
wif de emoticun den
ai sed
...'jebus u okay men'
jebus den was made zombie den he chase me dawn de stret he sei rar eat u r brain waz scary!111!1!one
so ai caem too him
wif giant shotgun knife rifle
an he sed
'pls niga am stil jebus'
ai sey 'u zombie, i fiorget ur old man...'
he sei 'ok'
den ai sey him...
'jbus maybe we wer very not friends bat remambur i olways preshiated u for wat u trooly ar'
he sed
'ok man i lav u too... do it'
den i shoot him in faec wif giant auto cannon shotgun gun rocket gun
he ded
an his final wordsz:
'tel mai love i love her'
so i came to his wife dat ies alyx
an sed to her...
'alux he lobed and he is ded now...'
shee sed 'i anderstend' den she took mai sniper gun grande pistol an shooet hersulf in faec becas she so sad!
ai sed 'bat he was somzmbie' she sed 'is too late for me'
den she died
her last words we
r
'tell mai mama she is NOOOOISH
i sed to her
madafaka pls
i went to her mama' (she ies sonic and her papa is sylvanas')
i sed 2 silvanase her papa: 'lissen man ur doghter was ded becas i founde jesus is ombzibe an shot her in faec wif automatic bazooka crowbar axe'
oh shi
touch in sotri
'an dat ur doghter laved her mama sonic'
den sylavanasawe sed ': omg she no love d me but onlyi sonik den she take huge heavy weapons gun ande shoot sonyk in faec an secks wif his body!'
Ai sed 'STAOp rait der crimunul skunk an' shoot her in de faec wif portal gravity boolet devidce in teh faec
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sylvanas ded her final words 'i lab u mehn' i sed o u so gei an kiked in face *GO GO GO POWAR RANGORZ DE END GUITAR MAN