HOLA, NOW I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN DONE MAAANY TIMES BEFORE, BUT I THINK THEY ARE ALL HILARIUS SO I DECIDED TO WRITE ONE OFMY OWN!! TAKES PLACE AFTER ECLIPSE

HOPE YOU LIKE!!! DISCLAIMER: ME NO OWNY!

here are their screen names:

bella: can'treadmypokerface

alice: faith_trust_and_pixie_dust

emmett: fisharefriendsnotfood

edward: mind reader

jasper: and_all_that_jazz

rose: rosieposie

jaocb: it'sgettinhotinhere

carlisle:

esme: ur_momma

can'treadmypokerface has signed on

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust has signed on

can'treadmypokerface: Hola Alice!

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: Hey Bella. loooooove ur screenname!!!!!!!

can'treadmypokerface: thnkz =D ur is awesome also too!

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: i no :P

mind reader has signed on

can'treadmypokerface: eddie!! hola!!

mind reader: hello, love

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: ed, ur screen name sucks

can'treadmypokerface: i agree

mind reader: why does it suck?

can'treadmypokerface: cause its boring and pooey :o(

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: mmhm --nods head in agreement--

mind reader: how is it "pooey"?

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: cause it is. i mean who has a screenname like mind reader the least you could do was make it mind_reader or mindreader

mind reader: what diffrence does that make?

can'treadmypokerface: its not as boring

fisharefriendsnotfood has singed on

and_all_that_jazz has singed on

can'treadmypokerface: OMG EMMETT!! luuuuv ur screenname! nemo rocks!!! :o)

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: totally! hey jazzy!

and_all_that_jazz: alice :o)

mind reader: so you guys like emmett's screenname but hate mine?

can'treadmypokerface: yup yup

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: exactly

fisharefriendsnotfood: hahaha, my sn is better then eddie's!!

all_that_jazz: whats an sn?

fisharefriendsnotfood: screenname, durrrrr

mind reader: oooohhh

rosieposie has signed on

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fisharefriendsnotfood: wow, creative sn carlisle. how long did it take you to come up with?

: shut up Emmett

fisharefriendsnotfood: im not talking im typing

rosieposie: emmett. shutup.

fisharefriendsnotfood: y must everyone be so rude to me!!!

fisharefriendsnotfood has signed off

ur_momma has signed on

ur_momma: why did emmett just storm into the woods mubling about how everyone hates him

rosieposie: we told him to shut up and he got mad

and_all_that_jazz: why is ur screenname ur_momma

ur_momma: emmett created my account

: and u let him make ur screen name?

ur_momma: he begged and whined so I finially said yes

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: lol

mind reader: lol? what?

can'treadmypokerface: laugh out loud. duhhhh.

: wow Edward. even I knew that

rosieposie: how did you know that?

: teenage patients who only speak text launguage

can'treadmypokerface: ooo, my best friend in Phoenix little sister was like that. the three of us would annoy our families by talkin in txt speak all day

and_all_that_jazz: you speak text?

can'treadmypokerface: yup. i won second in the Arizona state text speaking compititon!

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: who came in first?

can'treadmypokerface: my mom

it'sgettinhotinhere has signed on

rosieposie: who invited the dog?

it'sgettinhotinhere: it's a free country I can sign in to aim if I want

rosieposie has signed off

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: yeah, im gonna go to. i hate not being able to see teh future!

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust has singed off

and_all_that_jazz: got to go hunt. ed u with me?

mind reader: yeah, see ya later bella

can'treadmypokerface: love u! 3

and_all_that_jazz has signed off

mind reader has signed off

: got to go, im of break

ur_momma: I have to go make sure emmett doesn't break anything in his sadness

has signed off

ur_momma has signed off

it'sgettinhotinhere: well bells looks like it only u and me

can'treadmypokerface: srry btu got to go cook charlies dinner

can'treadmypokerface has signed off

it'sgettinhotinhere: great, everyones abondoned me

it'sgettinghotinhere has signed off

PLEASE REVIEW

AND I PROMISE IT WILL GET FUNNIER LATER!!!