I've never done a Dissidia story before, but this is a small idea I got from Billy and Mandy…Enjoy. As usual, I own nothing.
-miano53
How Tidus Really Joined the Warriors of Chaos
At the Edge of Madness office building, Secret Prison…
Tidus, who was tied up, sat in his cell and looked around in a bit of fear. A camera was watching him in the cell and speakers were inside it.
Due to amnesia, Tidus couldn't remember much, just his name. A voice then called out to him and said, "So, you wanna join our organization?"
"What organization?" Tidus asked.
"The Warriors of Chaos, where I, Chaos, am the C.E.O., C.O.O., C.F.O. and all around boss," the voice said.
"J, K, L, M, N, O, P," Tidus said.
"Wait…What?" Chaos said.
"Q, R, S, V, U B…Now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me!" Tidus sung, horrifically off-key.
An awkward silence filled the air for a few minutes and Chaos asked, "Do you have what it takes to join us?"
"I have a rash on my butt," Tidus replied.
"Eh, okay…" Chaos said, confused.
"My mom said not to touch it, but I touched it anyway and it festered. Please don't tell my mom," Tidus said.
"Eh, sure…" Chaos said, disturbed.
"Are you invisible?" Tidus asked.
"No…I'm in another room," Chaos replied.
"The bathroom?" Tidus asked.
"Tidus…How would you like for us to wipe your mind completely and become a dark warrior?" Chaos asked.
"I like pizza and french fries!" Tidus yelled, not hearing the question.
Back at the Edge of Madness, Chaos's office…
"He's perfect…The perfect warrior," Chaos said.
He then saw that Kuja was standing next to him. "What the...? How did you get in here?" Chaos asked.
"Seriously, I was here the whole time…I was trying to give you some files for the past two hours," Kuja said, a bit angry.
"Someone is SO fired over there!" Chaos said, looking over at Gabranth (who was supposed to guard his office for anyone).
Short and sweet. Review please.