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Except for my own lyrics. lol. That's about it. Hope you enjoy! ^_^
"Hobbit
Got Lobes" a parody of Sir-Mix-A lot's "Baby Got Back"
By Niffers
[Intro]
Oh, my, god, Rosie. Look at her ears.
They are so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those popular hobbits' girlfriends or something.
But, y'know, who understands those popular hobbits? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she has those big ears, 'kay?
I mean, her ears, are just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe they're just so pointy, they're like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
They're just so ... Big!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big ears and I can not lie
You other hobbits can't deny
That when a hobbit walks in with an itty bitty face
And a big ear in your face
You get sprung, might just wanna lick
'Cause you notice those ears are big
Buried in the hair she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get near ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with those ears you got makes
(me
so horny!)
Ooh, baby smooth skin
You say your ears are too thin?
Well, pull it, grab it
'Cause you ain't that average hobbit
I've seen them movin'
The hell with this groovin'
They're big, big,
Got it goin' like a little jig
I'm tired of these little ears
Thinkin' that they look like Britney Spears
Take the average hobbit and ask him that
She gotta have big ears
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the ears? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to wiggle! (Wiggle!) Wiggle! (Wiggle!)
Wiggle those big ol' ears!
Hobbit got lobes!!
(Tiny face with those big ol' ears)
Hobbit got lobes!
lol Verse Two will be up as soon as I get it done! Keep checking for updates!