INCOMPREHENSIBLE
::unbelievable
On days when he had to watch Yuuko, the twins, and Mokona wreak disaster in the shop or—even more horrifying—the kitchen, Watanuki just had to wonder...
What the HELL had Clow Reed been thinking?!
Okay, sure, Yuuko was definitely attractive, and she was probably a great pal if you were in the Mysterious and Powerful Interdimensional Beings Club, but the woman was just—
Absolutely. Batshit. INSANE.
As he helplessly watched Jell-O explode and the cutting board catch fire, he distantly wondered what the hell Clow had been on.
Some new, (literally) otherworldly recreational drug?
Whatever it had been, that must've been some serious shit if had been able to even stand Yuuko for extended periods of time, much less be romantically interested.
...Actually, hadn't Yuuko mentioned a hookah or something at some juncture?
...Maybe it was in the warehouse...?
A/N: This will be just a series of (unless otherwise noted) disconnected xxxHolic drabbles with our favorite spaz and co.