hey guys this my first story and il be makeing a vareity of stories from adventure time to amazing world of gumball but this is my first one so enjoy

(the griffin house)

(tv) and now were back to the monster inside me

(guy on tv) honey i feel sick

(a monster comes out of a mans head then animals then cars then water)

lois: petre can you please pickup stewies spilled milk

petre: lois the kid needs to learn to do this stuff on his own

stewie:for your information fat man im stuck in my chair .i would get out and kick your ass but ive got a busy schedule and im not in the vileont mood today.

petre: huuu fine (petre walks in and picks up the cup but craks his hip) OWWW DAMN IT

lois: oh my god petre are you alright

petre: yeah but i think i cracked a hip

lois: petre sit down i think your getting really old

petre: yeah wait mabye i could give my self a plastic surgery

lois:ah petre i dont thi...

Petre: yeah i will il get a plastic surgery to make myself youunger this is a better than when i had my first period in high school

(flashback)

Petre :oh crap i pied my pants

kid: thats ok every one pees their pants

petre: yay now i can fit in

(end of flash back)

lois: petre i still dont think that plastic surgery is the way to go

petre: lois dont you want a young thin hansome husband

lois: he he he well mabye

petre: so do i now get the hell out of my way

lois: petre what the hell

petre: bye lois

(brian walks into the kitchen)

brian: what was that

Stewie: the fat man is wanting plastic surgery

brian: no your answer to when petre to get your cup yourself

stewie: what do you mean

brian: you said you were not in the evil mood your never in the evil mood

stewie: my god brian your right you know i should try that machine i used but made evil clone

brian: stewie thats a bad idea like you said it made an evil clone

stewie: well yes brian but mabye i can fix it

brian: ok

ohh stewie is making the machine what wil happen il be making chapter 2 soon so long bros :)