It was four in the morning. Mr krabs had just woken up to open the Krusty Krab for the day. He walked over to the Krusty Krab. He reached for the keys, but then out of the corner of his eye, he saw Squidward. He was dead. Spongebob was across the street, holding a knife. There was no blood on the knife, which had meant that Spongebob could not have been a suspect. Knowing that Spongebob was not a suspect, Mr Krabs told Spongebob "I Love You, Spongebob". Spongebob replied "Oh Yeah Mr. Krabs". They went on a date to "Sandy's Tree Dome and Bar", where they proceeded to get drunk. Once drunk, Mr Krabs had remembered about his one true love, Squidward. He started crying about squidward's death, so he had decided to talk to Spongebob some more. They then started kissing, as as time passed, the kissing got more and more intense. Spongebob took off Mr Krabs' shirt, but that was when they got kicked out. Mr Krabs then proceeded back home, without Spongebob. Once he was home, he had started to go insane over Squidward's tragic death. He decided to go out for a midnight walk. He looked across the street and there he was, with eyes glowing red like fiery coals was the fryer himself, the Hash Slinging Slasher! Mr Krabs had known by that bloody spatula hand that he was the one who had killed Squidward. Mr Krabs had started crying. He decided to pull out a shotgun and kill him. sadly, he did not have a spatula with him, so he yelled "FIRE ON ME POOP DECK!" and pulled out a cannon and shot the Hash Slinging Slasher so hard that his body exploded. Mr Krabs had avenged Squidward, his one and only love. Mr Krabs went to Squidward and brought him back to life, then started kissing all over his body. Spongebob saw this and grew jealous. Spongebob had became a weeaboo. Mr Krabs said it wasn't what it looked like. Spongebob said "Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?" and started kissing him. It had reminded mr Krabs of when he was in the navy. Mr Krabs said "Oh yeah Spongebob, I'm feeling it now". They both had decided to go home after an intense day. Spongebob had texted Mr Krabs "Goodbye" Spongebob comes from behind and starts stabbing him, while tears come out his eyes while going through the entire thing. He then cuts off Krabs' head and goes to the top of the rooftop of some building, where he invites Squidward, after talking with Squidward for awhile; he points to the bag containing Makoto's head, and right after being shocked, Spongebob brutally murders Squidward as well. Spongebob then sails away on a boat, with Mr Krabs' head in his arms.