I don't own Naruto.
"Match between Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Neji, HAJIME!"
Naruto reaches into his kunai pouch and pulls out...A rubber chicken.
"WTF?" was the general reaction of the audience.
Neji runs towards him and trips on a rock.
"WHO PUT THAT ROCK THERE?" yells Neji.
"I DID" yelled Naruto, who then runs and beats up Neji with the rubber chicken.
When Naruto thought he was knocked out he stood up, and turned to the crowd.
"Your Hyuuga prodigy was beaten by a rubber chicken. Congrats Hyuuga, you fail at fighting Fate once again." Naruto makes the handseal to release genjutsu. "KAI!" Naruto turns into a girl with long red hair going down her back and wrapping around her waist. She wore a yukata with the yin-yang symbol on the back.
"Behold! I am Fate, I have beaten you Hyuuga once more. You will never get anywhere in life."
All of a sudden Neji jumps up and knocks her out with the blunt end of a kunai to the back of the head, and is declared the winner.
"YES! I have done it! I have beaten fate."
The audience all bows to him and Hyuuga Hiashi and the Hyuuga elder council are all struck by lightning coming from nowhere.