Your name is HALEY STARSHINE. Your hobbies include LARCENY, PETTY THEFT, PARANOIA, and GREED. You have the house to yourself, and as such you decide to CONTACT YOUR COMPATRIOTS.
tricksterAngel is Sending tuneCreator, armoredAdult, ascendedThaumaturge, assaultCollaborator, and cureTemplar.
TA: Hey, everyone. Have the discs come yet?
TC: Yeah! They're so cool!
AC: You're an idiot. You're probably just impressed that it's shiny.
TC: Maybe...
AA: Please try and be mature, guys. I don't know how I live with you.
AC: You don't, Fearless Leader. I'm in Montana.
TC: Ooh! I'm in Oklahoma!
CT: It dinnae be important, but I be in the rugged north of Scotland.
AA: We are NOT mentioning our places of origin.
TA: Yeah. Discs?
AC: Right here.
CT: Aye.
AA: Got it.
TC: I have mine!
AT: Yes, I do, in fact, have my information disk in close proximity.
AA: Good. Client-Server?
AT: Miss Starshine is my client player.
TC: I wanted Haley...
AT: Such a misfortune. On a completely unrelated note, I find that
SendingService tends to eliminate sarcasm on text messages.
AC: Yeah, Ears. Those ears look amazing on you. It was entirely worth all the money you spent getting them changed. See! SendingService needs to make a sarcasm patch!
CT: Nay, I like the kinda open honesty this forces.
AA: I'm paired up with Elan.
CT: Argh! Stuck with Belkar!
AC: I'm great! You don't have Ears or Stick-up-his-Ass, do you?
AA: WELL THEN, GANG? TIME TO ENTER THE GAME?
Haley: Enter Disc
You put the SBURB BETA into your RUN-DOWN PC, and a MYSTERIOUS LATTICE appears on your screen. On some level, it's sort of hypnotic.
Haley: Stare into Lattice
It's not that special.
Haley: Look around house.
Your bed is hovering.
Haley: Ask Vaarsuvius.
TA: V? What's going on?
AT: I have discovered an interesting property of being a server player. Regardless, tear your eyes from the levitating object and find a space for this Alchemiter. I am reading the relevant notes, as written by one TentacleTherapist, and it is quite important. As a side note, TentacleTherapist has a most terse and efficient style of writing.
TA: What the hell is an algae meter?
AT: Watch.