10 Reasons I'm Cooler Than Tobin by Daryl Dixon
1. I'll eat anything you cook with no questions asked and no complaints. If you made it I'll eat it. And love it.
2.I'm not creepy. I don't stare at you or follow you around like a lost puppy. I'm not a stalker.
3.I drive a motorcycle. He drives a Kia. Enough said.
4. I know how to shoot and shoot well. Tobin,on the other hand, can't hit the broad side of a barn standing 3 feet away from it.
5.I don't snore. I also am not a blanket thief. Mostly.
6. My job is more successful. I brought people here who are still alive. He builds crappy walls that fall down when wooden towers fall on them. Not to mention his lack of concern for the safety of his fellow workers.
7. I don't call you stupid names like "sweetie pie" or "cream puff".
8. I'm smaller than him so you don't have to strain your neck to look at me or always be able to see my boogers.
9. My name's cooler. Who the crap names their kid Tobin? What even is a Tobin? It sounds like a bin in which you keep toes. Not to mention my name rhymes with yours.
10. I know you. He doesn't.
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