Journal Entry #01
Everyday I sit here, I can feel my body changing. Changing to fit what I've become. Some will call me a monster. In fact, most already do. After all why would they throw me Azkaban on grounds of being a monster? Is this the gratitude I deserve? After I sacrificed my humanity for them, one would think that they'd praise my name. But no... Despite all I'd done for them, despite the tribulations I've suffered... They throw my sacrifice in my face, locking me in prison. You know, I was kind of expecting it. After all, the Wizarding World are full of sheep. When it fits them, they idolize me, they lavish me with praises, they glorify my name... However they too curse me, condemn me, beshrew me... I wonder why I ever wanted to fight for them. To them, I was nothing more than a sacrificial lamb. Ha! The irony. I was just comparing them to sheep and now I say I was nothing more than a sacrificial lamb.
The Wizarding World is corrupt. It is stagnant. Purebloods constantly inter-marry. What they don't know is that by marrying their relatives, their magic gets 'corrupted' in a sense. Eventually, their magic dies out and results in squibs. Squibs, what a distasteful name. There would be no such things as squibs had the purebloods not intermarried. Don't they know there are muggleborns for a reason? Muggleborns. Is it supposed to be the polite way to refer to them magicals born to non-magical people? Truly, wizards are imbeciles. Calling someone a muggle is already an insult! I wonder what happened to their common sense? Then again, the intermarrying probably caused their common sense to die out. I wonder why I'm so cynical. Afterall, I'm not normally this cynical. Perhaps it is a side effect of my transformation. Perhaps...
Since I'm musing, I must as well write down what I think about everyone I know. Who knows, one of them might read this and actually change. Ha! Who am I kidding? They'll probably use this book as evidence that I'm going dark. Anyway, First up on who to criticise would be... Hermione Granger! Everyone applaud please! Hn, maybe I am becoming a bit unhinged. Oh well, it's not like anyone cares. They'll probably say something like how Harry Potter has become some deranged psychopath. Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, I was about to state the pros and cons of Hermione Granger. Actually, just the cons.
So where should I start? From the beginning? Okay then. First of all, in the train on our way to Hogwarts-what a anserine name, she just rudely barged into our compartment! I mean who does that? Did she even apologise? No! She even had the nerve to criticise Ron-not that I care, after his utterly pathetic display of magic. Wait a second, I'm badmouthing Ron too! I' only supposed to criticise Hermione. Bad Harry! Bad Harry! You know what, I don't care. In fact, that means I can insult Ron twice now! Okay, back to Hermione now. So after she criticised Ron, she happened to find out my name. Gods, that was a nightmare! She immediately began fangirling over me! Have you ever had anyone fangirl over you? Well, have you? Sigh, my life really is horrible... I am so tired now... I think I'll go to sleep first. Yay, not. Let's have fun sleeping on the cold and hard ground!
~Harry James Potter
So do you like it? This was rather random... It's basically a bunch of small journal entries by Harry that will consist of character bashing and wizarding world bashing. Don't kill me for all the vocab. I needed to expand my vocab and what better way than to include it in my story. :D